[Rusty and Smudge logged on]
Rusty. oh! What a beautiful day! I think I'll go kill something!
Smudge. noooooooo! It's not the mouse's fault your hungry!
Rusty. bye :3
Smudge. but- but there's wild cats! Um. Yup. They'll killllll you!
Rusty. you're lying aren't you
Smudge. no
Rusty. -_-
Smudge. -_____-
Rusty. -__________-
Smudge. Ok yes I was lying and made the whole thing up
Rusty. Bye :3
[Henry logged on]
Henry. Sup'
Smudge. Henry! Rusty stole your kitty cat meow scratch pole!
Henry. WHAAAATTTTT. I've been looking for it for days!
*is yelling from window.*
*is standing on it*
*leaps out of window*
*dies*[Henry logged off]
Smudge: oh. That's why we never hear from him again.
[Smudge logged off]
Rusty. OOOOOOO! LOOK ITS A MOUSE! OMG!!! *takes pic* ITS SOOOOO PRETTTYYY. COME HERE MOUSEY MOUSE *leaps for mouse*
Rusty. Humph I missed. I wonder why.
WaffleMaster. U steal our prey, eh?
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