[Tigerclaw invited Fireheart to chat]
Tigerclaw. Graystripe is missing... Do you know where he is?
Fireheart. Uhhhhh
Tigerclaw. Sureeeee. He's supposed to be resting!
[Tigerclaw logged off]
[Graystripe logged on]
Fireheart. Where have you been?
Graystripe. Sorry. I'm not the only one with totally ThunderClan-related secret stuff to do
Fireheart. Humph.
Graystripe. Thanks for sort of covering for me while I was gone
[Graystripe logged off]
Fireheart. BUT IM FIREKNOWITALL BECAUSE IM SO NOSY SO I MUST KNOW WAHAHAHAHAA
[Fireheart invited Runningwind]
Fireheart. Hey Runningwind! A warrior who I have never chatted with ever! Can you watch Cinderpaw and Brackenpaw because I have a um bellyache
Runningwind. Uh sure. But Bluestar said I'm don't have the patience to mentor apprentices!
Fireheart. You'll do great!
[Runningwind logged off]
[Fireheart turned invisibility and went on super-secret-waffle-chat]
Graystripe. Hey Silverstream
Silverstream. Hey Graystripe
[Fireheart turned off invisibility]
Fireheart. AH HA!!
Graystripe. .... Wah???
Silverstream. Ummmmmm *innocent face*
Fireheart. You are breaking the warrior code!!
Graystripe. Well it's already been broken a million times!
Silverstream. I guess I'll leave. I'll chat you later Graystripe
[Silverstream logged off]
Fireheart. Stop chatting with RiverClan cats!!
Graystripe. But we wuv each other
Fireheart. *sighs*
[Graystripe logged off]
[Fireheart invited Silverstream to chat]
Fireheart. Stop chatting with Graystripe
Silverstream. I can't! I wuv him!
Fireheart. *sighs*
Silverstream. Well if you're feeling replaced.. I have a best friend named Mistyfoot!
Fireheart. Sorry. Still grieving over my lost love, Spottedleaf
Silverstream. Too bad... *cough* #FireXMisty *cough* Anyways RiverClan is starving anyways so who cares? BYE!!
[Silverstream logged off]
Fireheart. I guess I should go check on apprentices and Runningwind
[Runningwind and apprentices logged on]
Runningwind. NO NO NO YOU ARE DOING THAT VERY VERY COMPLICATED AND ADVANCED BATTLE MOVE ALL WRONG!!!
Brackenpaw. It was my first try...
Runningwind. AND CINDERPAW! YOU LOOK LIKE A LOPSIDED BADGER!! IM SURPRISED YOU CAN TELL A MOUSE FROM A RABBIT!!
Cinderpaw. I wasn't hunting...
Runningwind. WELL WHY ARENT YOU?!? DONT JUST STAND THERE!! THIS IS A TRAINING SESSION!!
Fireheart. I'm starting to see why Bluestar wouldn't give you a apprentice
Runningwind. THANK STARCLAN YOUR ARE BACK!! I CANT HANDLE THESE APPRENTICES!! THEY ARE SO SELFISH AND HORRIBLE!! I don't have the time or patience for this
Cinderpaw. We've only been training for 15 minutes
Runningwind. UGH!!
[Runningwind logged off]
[Yellowfang logged on and invited ThunderClan]
Yellowfang. WHITECOUGH IS HERE
ThunderClan. *panics*
Yellowfang. And ugh I gave all the catnip to Graystripe!! I'm out of herbs!
Graystripe. Oops
Yellowfang. I NEEDS MORE HERBS
Bluestar. Guess what? It's a #SickDay for me! Tigerclaw's in charge!
Yellowfang. Yeah she has WHITECOUGH
Tigerclaw. Oh no... *chases after the party balloon that got away* COME BACK!!!!!
[Tigerclaw logged off]
Fireheart. NOT OUR BELOVED LEADER!!!!
Yellowfang. Oops I was wrong- she has greencough.
Fireheart. NOOOOO EVEN WORSE!!!
Bluestar. YIPPPEEE good bye responsibility!!!
[Bluestar logged off]
Dustpaw. Tigerclaw sends a message to Bluestar asking her to help get a balloon down from a tree
Yellowfang. She can't- too busy being sick
Cinderpaw. OOOO ME ME!! ILL GO!! I LOOOOOOOVEEE PARTYYYY BALLLOOOOOOOONs!!!
Fireheart. NO! You can't.
Cinderpaw. But why-
Fireheart. Shhhhhhhh. Stay here.
Yellowfang. FIREHEART GO GET HERBS!!
Fireheart. Anything for my beloved leader and trusted med-
Yellowfang. Just go!!!
[Fireheart logged off]
[chat has been inactive for 15 minutes]
[Fireheart logged on]
Yellowfang. Did you get me herbs?
Fireheart. Yeah but I accidentally ate a couple
Yellowfang. THERE IS HARDLY ANY LEFT
[Cinderpaw updated her status to: missing]
Fireheart. Better go find my apprentice
[Fireheart updated his status to: looking near Thunderpath]
[Cinderpaw updated her status to: badly hurt]
Fireheart. CINDERPAW?!?!
[Tigerclaw logged on and set his mood to: shocked]
Cinderpaw. I... I fell out of the tree... Trying to get the balloon
[Cinderpaw logged off]
Tigerclaw. She fainted from pain!
Fireheart. This is all my fault!
[Everyone logged off]
[Chat has been inactive for a half an hour]
[Yellowfang and Fireheart logged on]
Fireheart. Will she live?
Yellowfang. Yes, but she will never be a warrior and will have to settle with being medicine cat
[Bluestar logged on]
Bluestar. I'm feeling sooooo much better!!
Yellowfang. Really?!!
Bluestar. Yeah! Since I lost a life, the sickness is gone! Now I only have one left!
Fireheart. Why Why why whyyyyyy
[Everyone logged off]
Tigerclaw. *walks into camp with the balloon* what did I miss?
[Tigerclaw logged off]
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