[Sandstorm invited Fireheart]
Fireheart. Sandstorm?
Sandstorm. Fireheart I've made a decision
Fireheart. Yes? Sandstorm will you go out with me?
Sandstorm. Er, no
Fireheart. 0_0 what? :(
Sandstorm. Yeah.... no. The thing is that I have a new boyfriend now
Fireheart. What? Who?
Sandstorm. Dustpelt
[Dustpelt logged on]
Dustpelt. You better believe it, kittypet
Fireheart. what wtah whhhathththth
Dustpelt. Come on Sandystorms*, let's go hunting
Dustpelt. (*do not confuse with Sandypaw of SkyClan now)
Fireheart. *faints*
[Fireheart logged off]
Dustpelt/Sandstorm. BLACKMAIL BOOOOXXXXXX!!!
[Dustpelt and Sandstorm logged off]
[Graystripe logged on]
[Graystripe invited Fireheart]
Graystripe. Fireheart? Are you ok?
Fireheart. Er what happened
Graystripe. Idk
Fireheart. Oh yeah, I fainted.
Graystripe. Why?
Fireheart. Sandstorm and Dustpelt are dating
Graystripe. OH well. Never take advice from me again
Fireheart. Why are you here Graystripe
Graystripe. I can't find my kits
Fireheart. what
Graystripe. They're as curious as we were Fireheart, so I followed their scent trail into Thunder territory, it leads to camp
Fireheart. K let's go
[Fireheart set location to: camp}
[Fireheart invited ThunderClan]
Fireheart. Hey ever one have you seen a minigraystripe and a minisilverstream anywhere?
Whitestorm. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!!
Fireheart. Why? What's happening?
Whitestorm. BLUESTAR IS DEAD
Fireheart. WHAT
Whitestorm. A pack of wild dogs killed her
Fireheart. But- but- but
Whitestorm. Fireheart, you are our new leader
[Fireheart magically became Firestar]
Whitestorm. Please don't do anything stupid
Firestar. I- I'm a leader?
Firestar. I FEEL THE POWER
Firestar. Graystripe, do you wanna me my deputy?
Brackenfur. *EXPLODES*
Graystripe. Er I'm still a RiverClan cat
Firestar. awwwwww
Graystripe. That's what happens when you mess up the timeline
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