[The Elders invited Bluestar to the chat]
One-eye. BLUESTAR QUIT MOANING AND GET YOUR TAIL OUT HERE.
Halftail. It's almost moon high. You need to appoint a new deputy.
Bluestar. *is crying* DONT LET HIM GO YOU MOUSEBRAIN
Dappletail. *turns off Titanic* you've watched that movie about a million times!
Bluestar. That was only my 14th time.
Patchpelt: Deputy. Now.
Smallear. WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!?!!
[Bluestar invited ThunderClan to the chat]
Bluestar. Your new deputy's Lionheart. Dustpaw's mentor is Darkstripe. Don't bother me til sunhigh. Or never.
[Bluestar has left the chat]
Graypaw. GIVE ME A ROAR FOR LIONHEART
Firepaw and Longtail. ROAR ROAR!!
Graypaw. ROAR ROAR ROAR
One-eye. Ok then. We're going to go burry Redtail because it's just sad seeing his lump of a corpse laying there in the middle of camp because no one is Sharing tongues with him
[Willowpelt has left the chat]
[Brindleface has left the chat]
Dappletail. WILLOWPELT!!!!! BRINDLEFACE!!!! SHOW SOME CARE FOR YOUR FAMILY!!!!!
Halftail. Spottedleaf? Can we have herbs for dear old Redtail?
Spottedleaf. NO NOT WHILE THAT CREEPY APPRENTICE IS OUT THERE. GET THEM YOUR SELF.
Firepaw. Hey Spottedleaf :3
Spottedleaf: *attracted*
[Firepaw and Spottedleaf are now friends]
Patchpelt. Wait..... WHERE IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN DID REDTAIL's BODY GO?!?!?
️ThunderClan. ............
Patchpelt. I give up. Redtail can go bury himself.
[The Elders have left the chat]
Tigerclaw. ROOOOAAAARRRR
Graypaw. Go Tigerclaw with that chant!
Tigerclaw. No. That was me screaming because I wasn't chosen deputy!!!! Lionheart! I curse you so that you will be killed by my new friend: ShadowClan!!!
[Tigerclaw is now friends with ShadowClan]
[ShadowClan turned off invisibility]
ShadowClan. We can arrange that.
Lionheart. GET OFF OUR CHAT
Mousefur. Are you always here? Watching us?
[ShadowClan has silently left the chat]
Whitestorm: Don't worry Lionbro!
You should have nothing at all to worry about!
Lionbro: yeah. I guess you're right. Not like ShadowClan is constantly attacking us.
Lionheart. EVERYONE GET YOUR TAILS OFF THE CHAT. Especially YOU APPRENTICES!!!! Long day of work tomorrow!
Dustpaw. Nooooo
Firepaw. Nooooo
Graypaw. Nooooo
Ravenpaw. Lol not me #sickday 😄😄
Dustpaw. Shut up -_-
Spottedleaf. Actually Ravenpaw... You are well enough to train tomorrow.
Ravenpaw. Noooooo
Dustpaw. Yesssssss
[Sandpaw logged on]
Sandpaw. WHY IS THERE A KITTYPET HERE?!?!?! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! REDTAIL!!!! DAAAAAADDDDDDDDD!!!!
[Brindleface logged on]
Brindleface. Your father is dead, sweetie.
[Brindleface logged off]
Sandpaw. 😭 :( :(
Firepaw. I'm sorry for your loss
Sandpaw. EW OMG OMG A KITTYPET WITHIN A FOX-LENGTH OF ME!!! GET IT AWAY! MOUSEBRAIN FOXHEARTED DUNGFACE!!!
Whitestorm. Watch your tongue!!!
Graypaw. Well she's not at a loss of cuss words.
Firepaw. What did I say? :(
Dustpaw. Not what you said. It's the fact you are still standing there and Sandpaw isn't allowed to claw your throat out.
Dustpaw. Come on Sandypaws. Let's ditch this chat
[Dustpaw and Sandpaw have left the chat]
[Bluestar logged on]
Bluestar. QUIT CHATTING ALREADY!!!! IM TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE BUT EVERYONE IS BLOWING UP MY PHONE!!!!
[Bluestar made everyone get off the chat]
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