[Firepaw joined]
Firepaw yowls. ANYONE THERE?!?
Mouse: SQUEAK!! *leaves*
Firepaw. All alone... On patrol... BORED BORED BOOOOORED
[Mystical_Shadow_Warrior joined the chat]
Mystical_Shadow_Warrior: sup.
Firepaw. A SHADOWCLAN WARRIOR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!! ANYONE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Firepaw invited ThunderClan to chat]
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Meanwhile....
Mousefur. Ugh it's that bothersome apprentice again. IGNORE!!
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[ThunderClan is unavailable right now]
Firepaw. WHAT?!?!
Firepaw. PLEASE DONT HURT ME SHADOWCLAN WARRIOR!!! IM ONLY A INNOCENT KITTYPET!!! ITS TIGERCLAW YOU WANT!!!
Mystical_shadow_warrior: get me prey and I won't hurt you
Firepaw. OK SURE!! *hands rabbit* I caught this early! I would get you fresh prey but I scared it all away :3
[Bluestar turned off invisibility]
Firepaw. BLUESTAR THANK STARCLAN YOU'RE HERE!!! A ROGUE THREATENED TO KILL ME UNLESS I GOT IT PREy!!!!
Bluestar. Well.... Since your response was brave and all... I won't punish you :3
Firepaw. YIPPPEEEEEEE :3
Firepaw *faints from fear*
[Sandpaw and Dustpaw turned off invisibility]
Sandpaw *takes pic* whispers.
Blaaaaaaacccccckkkkmmmaaaiiiiillll
Booooooooxxxxxxxxx
Dustpaw. That's my girl ^-^
[Brindleface logged on]
Brindleface. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY DAUGHTER.
Sandpaw. MOM
Brindleface. YOU BE QUIET, I WANT TO HERE FROM YOUR BOOOYYYYFRIEND!!!
Bluestar. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE UNTIL 12 MOONS OLD!!!! ITS CLAN LAW!!!
Dustpaw. We're not dating. We just are friends. I didn't really mean it.
Brindleface. I'm watching you. *creeps behind a bush watching the two apprentices*
Sandpaw. MOM PLEASE NO
[Brindleface entered invisibility mode]
Sandpaw. MOM
Bluestar. GET OUT OF HERE YOU MOUSEBRAIN APPRENTICES.
[Sandpaw and Dustpaw entered invisibility mode]
[Mystical_shadow_warrior became Yellowfang]
Bluestar. Yellowfang. What are you doing here??!?!?
Yellowfang. My clan kicked me out.
[Dustpaw and ShadowClan turned off invisibility]
Dustpaw. YELLOWFANG THE MEDICINE CAT?!?!? FIREPAW WAS BEATEN BY A MEDICINE CAT!!?!! *screenshots*
[Bluestar banned Dustpaw for 1 hour]
[Dustpaw was forced to log off]
[Lionheart turned off invisibility]
Lionheart. Why don't you just ban the other clans from the chat?
Bluestar .....
ShadowClan .....
WindClan ...
RiverClan ......
Bluestar. Do you really want to start a war between the clans because I banned them from our chat?
Lionheart. Good point.
[ShadowClan turned off invisibility mode]
ShadowClan: yup we don't want Yellowfang anymore. Do whatever you want with her.
Yellowfang. Please kill me :)
Bluestar. Naw. You'll be our prisoner!! You're welcome :). Just answer one question: Do ShadowClan sit around all day watching us chat?
Yellowfang. Everyone has their notifications on high all day so they don't miss anything.
ShadowClan: TRAITOR!!! Now we shall hunt you down and kill you painfully and slowly!!! Wahahahaha!!
[ShadowClan has logged off]
Yellowfang: please kill me :)
[Bluestar invited ThunderClan]
Bluestar. Guys... This is Yellowfang. She's our prisoner. We will all now risk our lives to protect her.
Yellowfang. Please kill me.
Tigerclaw. I agree with Yellowfang.
Yellowfang. At least someone does.
Bluestar. K. now tell us more of ShadowClan secrets!!
Yellowfang. ShadowClan drove out WindClan!!!
Bluestar .....
Tigerclaw .....
Lionheart .....
WindClan .....
[WindClan and ShadowClan turned off invisibility]
Tallstar. Great wifi where we are staying :3
[WindClan entered invisibility mode]
Bluestar. Mmm. I wonder if ShadowClan will attack us next.
ShadowClan. We will :3
ThunderClan *freaks out*
Graypaw. *returns from patrol, sees everyone freaking out. Thinks it's a party. Hosts a party*.
Graypaw. WHO WANTS A WAFFLE!?!
Ravenpaw. What's that?
Graypaw. Ummmmm. Never mind. The clan isn't ready to know the Power of the waffles.
Bluestar. THATS IT. THUNDERCLAN GET OFF OF THE CHAT AND CALM DOOOOWN. Yellowfang, follow me.
[Yellowfang joined ThunderClan as prisoner]
[Bluestar made ThunderClan get off of chat]
[Firepaw joined the chat]
Firepaw. *wakes up* *looks around* *is still in forest* what did I miss?
*clan had forgot about him*
[Firepaw has left the chat]
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