[Bluestar invited Firepaw to chat]
Firepaw. What's up.
Bluestar. Go find Yellowfang. The storm is starting to clear up.
Firepaw. Not. My. Job.
Bluestar. I. Don't. Care. T-claw will kill her. I CANT HAVE MY MED CAT KILLED.
Firepaw. She's not your med cat.
Bluestar. Who else will it be? Spottedleaf is dead.
Firepaw. AKSHSUSBSGSJ DONT REMIND ME!!! *whispers* this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real she's ok she ok she's ok
Bluestar. Okkkkkk..... Just go.
Firepaw. Bringin my best buds tho
[Ravenpaw and Graypaw turned off invisibility]
Graypaw. OH YEAH *high fives Ravenpaw*
Ravenpaw. *high fives back*
Bluestar. GO ALREADY!!!!
[Bluestar logged off]
[Tigerclaw logged on]Tigerstar. WHERE do you think you're going.
Ravenpaw. ShadowClan territory.
Tigerstar. .....
Ravenpaw. .....
Tigerstar. .....
Ravenpaw. .....Tigerstar. Oh ok. GO ON RIGHT AHEAD THEN!! YUP IM NOT STOPPING YOU AND TAKE THE OTHER TRAITORS- I mean friends- WITH YOU. MAKE SURE TO BRING BACK LOTS OF PROOF THAT YOU WERE IN SHADOWCLAN TERRITORY YUP HAVE FUN YOU THREE
[Tigerstar has logged off]
Graypaw. All right lets go!
Firepaw. Ravenpaw... I think you should leave the clans and live as a loner cause EVERYONE wants to kill you now.
Ravenpaw. OMG GREAT IDEA!!! Good bye forever my former friends!! Going to go live with my new best friend BARLAY!
Firepaw. Ummmm. We'll still visit
Graypaw. :(
Ravenpaw. HA WELL I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER CLAN CAT AGAIN SO HA #foreverFree
Firepaw. We'll tell Tigerstar you D E A D
Ravenpaw. I don't care. IM A FREEEEE CAT NOW WITHOUT ANY CLAN LAWS TO HOLD ME BACK WOOOOOOOOOO
[Ravenpaw updated his status: journeying to the barn]
[Ravenpaw logged off]Graypaw. Well he sure seems happy.
Firepaw. Let's go!! #theTerrificTwo
[Everyone logged off]
[chat has been inactive for 15 minutes]
[Firepaw, Graypaw, and Yellowfang logged on]Firepaw. Howz u been Yellowy?
Yellowfang. Good good.
Yellowfang. Accept for the fact everyone wants to kill me and thinks I'm a murderer or thief.[Firepaw updated his location to: ShadowClan territory]
Firepaw. K where are the kitties?
Yellowfang. Clawface killed Spottedleaf.
Firepaw. CLAWFACE I WILL KILL YOU SO HARD AND THEN DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
Graypaw. I think you can only kill someone once.
Yellowfang. Actually after someone dies, you can kill them one more time
Graypaw. What. THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE WERE TAUGHT.
Firepaw. I SHALL KILL HIM AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES WAHAHAHAHA
Yellowfang. Clawface took the kits and Brokenstar plans on using them as warriors.
Graypaw. He he. KitWarriors.
Yellowfang. Brokenstar blamed me ME OF ALL CATS for deaths of two of my SISTERS MY SISTERS. GEEZE BROKENSTAR GET A LIFE ALREADY.
Firepaw. What oh what shall we dooooo.
Yellowfang. There are some super old elders we can get help from.
Graypaw. He he. Elders vs kits.
[Yellowfang logged off]
[ThunderClan_Patrol logged on]Firepaw. AHHHHHH A PATROL
Graypaw. GET OFF OUR TERRITORY
Whitestorm. You're not ShadowClan. You're ThunderClan.
Firepaw. Oh yeah.
Graypaw. Thanks for the reminder.
Firepaw. Listen, Yellowfang = good. Brokenstar = bad. Clawface = soon to be dead.
Whitestorm. Sounds good.
[Yellowfang and ShadowClan_Elders logged on]
Yellowfang. We are READY
Whitestorm. K. But we MUST keep the element of SURPRISE on our side. So be QUIET
Graypaw. *CHEERS*. WE ARE READY!! GO GO THUNDERCLAN. WOAP WOAP.
*juggles fire sticks* BROKEN IS GOING DOWN O O O OOOOOOO DOWN. WOAP WOAP THUNDERCLAN.Firepaw. GRAYPAW BE QUIET.
Yellowfang. All of ShadowClan probably know we're here now.
Graypaw. *drops a fire stick and a tree gets on fire*
Yellowfang. This is why I wish some RiverClan cats captured me instead of ThunderClan
Graypaw. WODHISNWHAUWKSBSUSKWJZSISN.
FIREPAW. great idea Graypaw! A distraction!
Graypaw. Yeah. Totally what I meant to do. 😅
Whitestorm. The light rain will put it out quickly. LETS GO!
[ThunderClan_Patrol, TheTerribleTwo, ShadowClan_Elders, and Yellowfang left]
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