[Cloudkit And Fireheart logged on]
Cloudkit. I'm a fluffy kitty cat, kitty cat
Cloudkit. I'm a fluffy marshmallow, marshmallow
Cloudkit. I'm going to eat everything, everything
Cloudkit. I like cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies
Fireheart. BTW you were born a KITTYPET
Cloudkit. What
Fireheart. Did you really think me and Brindleface are sisters? You're adopted
Cloudkit. That explains my love of cookies
Cloudkit. But I'm still hungry
Cloudkit. I shall eat some sprinkles
[Cinderpaw logged on]
Cinderpaw. DONT EAT THOSE THEY ARE DEATHBERRIES YOU WILL SURELY DIE A MOST HORRIBLE DEATH
Cloudkit. AHHHHHHHH *runs far away from them*
[Cloudkit logged off]
Fireheart. Seriously? O_O
Cinderpaw. Naw I was joking. They're sprinkles *eats them*
[Cinderpaw logged off]
Fireheart. I guess it's time to go to work *puts on shades*
[Fireheart invited Mousefur]
Mousefur. What do you want
Fireheart. No, the question is: what do you want?
Fireheart. But yeah I want you to come with a friendly group of cats this evening for fresh-kill and entertainment
Mousefur. No
Fireheart. Come onnnnnn
Mousefur. No
Fireheart. What is your deepest wish?
Mousefur. How about for Redtail to be alive
Fireheart. Yeah I can't do that
Mousefur. Listen, I have no interest in taking a mate
Fireheart. Humph. It's just some friends hanging out, nothing romantic *crosses fingers behind back*
Mousefur. Fine. But I want to see something sparkly and free food even though the fresh kill pile is right here
Fireheart. YUS :3
[Everyone logged off]
[Sandstorm invited Dustpelt]Dustpelt. Sandstorm?
Sandstorm. So, yeah, a group of some of my friends are getting together later tonight so as in the evening and I was wondering if you want to join because your sister, Frostfur, is also coming and we would all just be going as friends and nothin else and also Longtail is going too and he's like part of your gang and we are just getting together for food and stuff so yeah
Dustpelt. :) :) SURE SANDYSTORMS
Sandstorm. Too far
[Everyone logged off]
[Graystripe invited Frostfur]Graystripe. LongMouse?
Frostfur. LONGMOUSE4LIFE
Graystripe. Then can you bring Longtail to a friendly group party later this evening? Tell him to wear something sparkly
Frostfur. LOOONNNNGGGMMMOUUUSSEE
[Everyone logged off]
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