[Lionheart and Tigerclaw invite Firepaw, Graypaw, and Ravenpaw to the chat]
Tigerclaw. WAAAKKEEE UPPPP
Firepaw. We did that yesterday!
Graypaw. Ready for another fun-fill....
Tigerclaw. *glares at Graypaw*
Graypaw. ...ed day of blood, gore and stuff?
Ravenpaw. I'm ready too
Firepaw *is asleep*
Lionheart. Why are you all so tired?
Graypaw. We waited until the gathering patrol got back. Then we got caught up reading a fanfic Firepaw showed us! It's about-
Tigerclaw. I. Don't. Care.
Lionheart. *sighs* *puts Firepaw on back and drags him along on patrol*
Firepaw. He he he.
Graypaw. I WANT A RIDE!!!!
*tries to hop on Tigerclaw's back*
Ravenpaw. NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!
[Ravenpaw has logged off]
Tigerclaw *rolls over and squashes Graypaw* shhhhhhhh. There's a mouse.
Graypaw. *cant breath*
Graypaw wheezes. Where did you get all this fat? Have you been eating my WAFFLES?!?!?
Tigerclaw. I am NOT fat. Of course you wouldn't know that. And what are waffles?!?!
Graypaw. Never mind.
[Mouse has joined the chat]
Mouse: laughs.
[Dustpaw turned off invisibility]
[Sandpaw turned off invisibility]
Dustpaw *takes pic of Graypaw and Tigerclaw*
Sandpaw sings. BLACKMAIL BOX!!!
Dustpaw. That's right Sandypaws!!!
Lionheart: get out of here else I'm telling Darkstripe and Whitestorm!!!
Firepaw. Aren't you supposed to be training?
Sandpaw. EW OMG OMG THE MOUSEBRAIN JUST TRIED TALKING TO ME. AHHHHHHHH DUSTPAW HEEEEeeeeeeeEEELP!!!
[Sandpaw has logged off]
Dustpaw. Nice going FireStupid -_- we have the day off because WE went to the gathering last night and didn't read FANFICS about ourselves -_-
[Dustpaw has logged off]
Firepaw. Well oops. hey did anyone wonder where Ravenpaw went?
[Ravenpaw turned off invisibility]
Mouse: SQUEAK!! *runs*
Lionheart. I GOT IT!! *lunges. Misses*
Firepaw. AHHHHH *falls of of Lionheart, squashing and killing the mouse.*
[Mouse has logged off]
Graypaw. WOAP WOAP YOUR FIRST KILL
Firepaw. Actually I killed a fly once. Then I accidentally ate it :3
Lionheart ......
Tigerclaw .......
Ravenpaw .......
Graypaw :3 nice bro
Firepaw. *eats mouse* THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE FLY MMMMMMMMMMM
Lionheart. NO! Elders and queens must be fed first!!!!! Else you'll have to watch after the elders for a really long time!!
Firepaw. *spits out mouse*
Graypaw. OMG LOOK A FOX!!!!
Lionheart. That's a bush
Graypaw. Oh
Graypaw. LOOK A SHADOWCLAN WARRIOR!!!!
Lionheart: still a bush.
Tigerclaw. Ok we're done here.
[everyone has left]
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