[Firepaw joined]
Firepaw. Yeah! My first assessment!
[Smudge joined]
Smudge. AHHHH! A WILD CAT!!
Firepaw. No! Wait Smudge! It's me! Rusty!
Smudge. ....
[Firepaw became Rusty]
Smudge. Oh hi Rusty!!
Rusty: hey Smudge! Haven't seen you in a while!
Smudge. Yeah I've been hiding in my twoleg nest because wild cats might abduct me too 😳
Rusty. It's not so bad
Smudge. Yes, yes it is. But I did meet a new kittypet who claims to have been a clan cat.
Rusty. Really? What's his name?
Smudge. I can't remember. It's something WERID. I better go- my twoleg is coming!
Rusty. Bye Smudge!
[Smudge logged off]
[Rusty became Firepaw]
[firepaw logged off]
[Tigerclaw turned off invisibility]Tigerclaw. Blackmail is sweet :3
[Tigerclaw has logged off]
[chat has been inactive for 6 hours]
[Bluestar invited ThunderClan]Bluestar. Gathering tonight. Everyone get ready. *lists cats who are going*
Fire/Gray/Raven: we are going to the gathering!
Ravenpaw. Can I bring my snake that I killed on the assignment today?
Tigerclaw. You want to bring a dead piece of prey
Ravenpaw. To impress the other apprentices!
Tigerclaw. HA! You would have to do backflips while flying to impress them.
[Ravenpaw set his mood to: sad]
Goldenflower. OMG TIGERCLAW YOU DID NOW JUST DO THAT. NOT TO MY BABY!!!
Ravenpaw. I'm not your kit you crazy woman
[Swiftkit set his mood to: confused]
Goldenflower. I DONT CARE!!! TIGERCLAW!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO GETTING IT!!!!
[Goldenflower has logged off]
Firepaw. You better run dude
Tigerclaw. OMG WHAT DO I DO!!?!
[Ravenpaw set his mood to: happy]
Bluestar. Nothing worse than a mad she-cat
Yellowfang. It's a wonder that you too become mates
Tigerclaw.......
Tigerclaw. WhatYellowfang. Oh yeah. I got super powers of future vision. Graypaw. DONT FALL IN THE RIVER
Graypaw. What? My wifi bad. Did you say: fall in the river? GOT IT!
[Graypaw has left the chat]
Firepaw. GRAYPAW?!?!
[Yellowfang invited Graypaw]
Graypaw. What? I was just about to jump.
Yellowfang. When the time comes. It comes. You'll fall in later.
Graypaw. K 😋
[Tigerclaw has left the chat]
[Goldenflower has joined the chat]Goldenflower. Everything's better now sweetie *kisses Ravenpaw on forehead*
Ravenpaw. Awwww thanks
[Swiftkit updated his mood to: sad and confused]
Goldenflower. Yup. Me and Tigerclaw are now dating!
[Tigerclaw has joined the chat]
Tigerclaw. Yup
[Goldenflower and Tigerclaw are now friends]
[Goldenflower and Tigerclaw just updated their relationship to: taken]Ravenpaw. NOT BETTER REPEAT NOT BETTER.
Yellowfang: told ya.
Goldenflower. Well he is really handsome
Ravenpaw. Wait... Why should I care? YO NOT MY MOM GOLDENFLOWER
Goldenflower. Yup. Yo mom is dead
Ravenpaw. :(
Bluestar. EVERYONE GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND GO TO THE FOXDUNG GATHERING ALREADY BEFORE IT GETS ANY MORE AWKWARD!!!
Ravenpaw. I can still bring the snake- right?
Bluestar. Whatever. BUT LONGTAIL YOU ARE NOT WEARING FIREPAW's OLD COLLAR!!!!
Longtail: you jelly of my fabulousness?
Graypaw. *wraps adder around Ravenpaw*
Firepaw. *helps Graypaw*
Bluestar. Fine whatever... We are already know as DramaClan. Who cares if we're also known as KittypetClan.
[ThunderClan set location to: fourtrees]
[Ravenpaw updated status to: impressing other clan apprentices]Ravenpaw. Oh yeah. I do dangerous things all the time. Like killing snakes. And watching Redtail die by...
Tigerclaw. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RAVENPAW
[Ravenpaw set mood to: scared]
Goldenflower: shush Tigerclaw.
Tigerclaw. Awwww ok honey.
Graypaw. awkward awkward awkward.
[WindClan updated their status: missing]
Bluestar. LETS BEGIN
[Bluestar set The Clans to silent]
Bluestar. We be good. Anyone else?
Brokenstar. Let's hunt in WindClan territory!
Crookedstar: YUS
Bluestar. Lol no
Crookedstar. Else war!!
Bluestar. Let's chat about this later. Anyone else?
Brokenstar. There's a dangerous rogue who KILLS KITS FOR FUN UNLIKE ME TOTALLY NOT ME!!! Yup. I don't know who it is though *cough* YELLOWFANG *cough* TOTALLY YELLOWFANG *cough cough*
Brokenstar: privet messages Yellowfang: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPILLING OUR SECRETS!!!
Bluestar. The gathering is over!
[Bluestar set The Clans to not on silent]
[ThunderClan updated location to: camp]
Tigerclaw messaged Bluestar: Can I kill her now?
Yellowfang. Please :)
Bluestar. Lol NO TIGERCLAW NO
Bluestar. When I said we would risk our lives for her I MEANT IT
[Everyone has left]
[Redtail has joined]
[Smudge has joined]Redtail.anyone on?
Smudge. Hey new friend! My old friend was asking about you today!
Redtail. Oh was he? I'll have to pay my old clanmates a visit sometime
Smudge. K! Say hi to Firepaw for me!
[Smudge has logged off]
Redtail. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[Redtail has logged off]
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