[Brackenpaw invited Fireheart]
Brackenpaw. I'm soooooo borrreedddd
[Cinderpaw logged on]
Cinderpaw. Meeeee toooooo especially since I'll never be a warrior :(
Brackenpaw. Graystripe is chatting with his girlfriend again
Fireheart sighs. I know
Cinderpaw. Every cat's destiny lies in their own paws
Brackenpaw. What?
Cinderpaw. Sorry, this med cat wisdom is starting to rub off on me
[Bluestar invited Graystripe]
Bluestar. Fireheart, you and Graystripe are going to the gathering tonight
[Everyone logged off]
[Yellowfang invited Fireheart]
Yellowfang. Cloudkit has a fever
Fireheart. Nooooos not my only clan kin!
[Longtail and Dustpaw turned off invisibility]
Longtail. Hahahahaaaaaa the fluff can't even take care of itself
Dustpaw. What a waste of fresh-kill
Yellowfang. Oooooooooooo
[Sandpaw logged on]
Sandpaw. Leave him alone you Mousedung!
Dustpaw. But-
[Dustpaw set his mood to: shocked]
Sandpaw. Leave!
Dustpaw. :(
[Dustpaw logged off]
Yellowfang. Ooooooooooo
Longtail. Whateverrrrrr
[Longtail logged off]
Fireheart. What Sandpaw whattttt
Sandpaw. Well he was being a jerk so
Fireheart. :) ☺️
[Fireheart set his mood to: spirits = lifted]
[Fireheart and Sandpaw logged off]
Yellowfang. I ship it
[everyone logged off]
[Bluestar invited ThunderClan]
[ThunderClan set location to: fourtrees]
[WindClan, RiverClan, and ShadowClan logged on]
Fireheart. Hey Onewhisker my new best buddy!!
Onewhisker_of_WindClan. What happened to Graystripe?
Fireheart. He unfriended me
Onewhisker. Oh ok fellow best buddy! How's TC?
Fireheart. We good. You in WindClan? How's it being back?
Onewhisker. Great! We are definitely recovering! Thanks again for helping getting us back home!
Fireheart. You're welcome best buddy!
[Bluestar set The_Clans to silent]
Bluestar. I have some very important news... A COUPLE OF FISHFACES HAVE BEEN HUNTING IN OUR TERRITORY COUGH RIVERCLAN!!!
Crookedstar. WHAT?!? NOOOO WAY!! THUNDERCLAN SCENT HAS BEEN REPORTED ON OUR TERRITORY!! Not to mention one of our warriors, Whiteclaw, was killed by a TC WARRIOR!!!
Leopardfur. *sobs* WHY WHY WHY WHITECLAW
Tigerclaw. Was he your mate?
Leopardfur. *screams hysterically* EW NO HE WAS NOOOOOTTTT!! EVERYONE STOP THINKING THAT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOOOWWWW!! HE WAS MY APPRENTICE!!
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