[Fireheart invited Graystripe]
Fireheart. Hey Graystripe!
Graystripe. .......
Fireheart. You wanna do something?
Graystripe. .......
Fireheart. We could go help RiverClan?
Graystripe. No
Fireheart. We could go befriend a ShadowClan cat?
Graystripe. No
Fireheart. Or visit Ravenpaw? Or watch MeowTube videos? Or prove Russetfur isn't a natural redhead?
Graystripe. No
Fireheart. Or prove Tallstar is mentally crazy? Or prove Tigerclaw's evil? Or eat?
Graystripe. No
Fireheart. Fine what do you want to do?
Graystripe. Nothing
[Graystripe logged off]
[Cloudpaw logged on]Cloudpaw. YEAH IM A APPRENTICE
Fireheart. Yupppp
[Bluestar logged on]
Bluestar. Why is Tigerstar leading a group of rogues into camp?
[Brokentail, rogues, and Tigerclaw logged on]
Brokentail. ATTACKKKKK
Fireheart. AHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHHHH
PANICCCCCC *hides in leader's den*Tigerclaw. NOW I SHALL MURDER YOU BLUESTAR WAHAHAHAHAH
Fireheart. No, I'll save you!
Bluestar. I don't need saving
Fireheart. Don't worry Bluestar!
Bluestar. I'm fine
Fireheart. As a ThunderClan cat it is my duty to put other cats, cats who are in need of my help, before me because that's what courage is really about. Not about cowardly hiding in the leader's den! But hiding there in ambush for the evil deeds of evil cats. And even before those ThunderClan cats I shall put other clan cats. Therefore we shall all be safe and live in harmony. For as long as I live- CrazyClan shall keep being CrazyClan and the other clans shall be safe from harm. That will be one of my many legacies.
Bluestar. Yeah that's a nice 10 minute speech but the rogues were defeated 8 minutes ago.
[Bluestar invited ThunderClan]
Bluestar. TIGERCLAW IS A TRAITOR
Fireheart. *does a little dance* I knew it. I knew it. I'm right. I'm so right. TIGERCLAW killed Redtail. I'm sooooo right. I'm always right. I TOLD ALL OF YALL
Bluestar. TIGERCLAW YOU ARE EXILED
Tigerclaw. Gang? Are you with me?
Dustpelt. Sorry but I'm still trying to impress Sandstorm
Longtail. I can't bring all my fancy collars with me! So no
Darkstripe. AAHAHAHAHA YOU ALWAYS TREAT ME LIKE A CRY BABY SNEAKY GUY AND I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR DEPUTY BUT YOU DONT REALLY LIKE ME MUCH AND SO NO
Tigerclaw. Whateverrrr. I shall have my revenge!!
[TigerclAw logged off]
Bluestar. Whatever well Fireheart's the new deputy
Fireheart. *whispers* nothing will ever be the same... Or will it?
Fireheart. My first act as deputy is to make Whitestorm and Brackenfur charge of all deputy duties
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