[Fireheart invited Bluestar]
Fireheart. So this morning when I went.... Hunting... I scented strange scents near Twolegplace
Bluestar. Uh why are you telling me?
Fireheart. .... You are still our leader.
Bluestar. Yet I won't do anything about it
Fireheart. How did you even become leader in the first place
Bluestar. There was a prophecy. Plus if I was a warrior then I would have to actually... Do stuff
Fireheart. Ok then
[Goldenflower invited ThunderClan]
Goldenflower. I have excellent news! I'm expecting kits!
Willowpelt. Congrats!
Speckletail. Yeah!! Who's?
Tigerclaw. Mine! :) :) :)
Fireheart. NO NO NO THIS IS AWFUL NEWS!! I DONT WANT LITTLE TIGERCLAWS RUNNING AROUND CAMP ADSHSJSKSKSJSJ *explodes*
Tigerclaw. Ugh just go on patrol already
Fireheart. Since when did you suddenly start caring about the clan
Whitestorm. Since I made him
Fireheart. Sure... Graystripe! Let's go! And ummmmm *looks around to see Sandstorm isn't in camp* random background cat Runningwind! Let's go!
Runningwind. *stops pretending to be a tree in the background and follows them*
[Everyone expect the patrol cats logged off]
Fireheart. Ummmm who's Willowpelt? I've never really met her....
Graystripe. Um... Well... She's my mother
Fireheart. Seriously?
Runningwind. *sighs* she's a really nice warrior she-cat who had three mates-
Fireheart. Is that even legal?
Runningwind. -including Whitestorm but she hasn't had any kits with him yet.
Fireheart. Whitestorm has a mate?
Runningwind. Her sons' are Darkstripe and Graystripe
Fireheart. Wait, WHAT?!? Darkstripe and Graystripe are half-brothers?!?
Graystripe. Ugh my family has problems. That's just my mother's side
Runningwind. His father is Patchpelt who had two mates. With the second one he had Longtail
Fireheart. WHAT THE WHAT!!! YOUR HALF BROTHERS WITH DARKSTRIPE AND LONGTAIL?!!!
Graystripe. Yeah.... Which is worse than Ravenpaw and Dustpelt being brothers
Runningwind. And the worst part is...
Graystripe. The unspoken truth...
Runningwind. Is that his parents are siblings
Fireheart. *faints*
Graystripe. And they both are Spottedleaf's siblings
Fireheart. *wakes up at her name*
Fireheart. Your SPOTTEDLEAF's NEFEW?!?
Runningwind. This is why we don't look back at family trees
Graystripe. well Sandstorm is also her niece
Fireheart. I'm done here *explodes*
Graystripe. Which border are we patrolling anyways?
Runningwind. RiverClan
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