[Fireheart entered Dreamlandia]
[Spottedleaf logged on]
Spottedleaf. FIREHEART we need to talk
Fireheart. Is this, um, about Sandstorm?
Spottedleaf. Yes
Fireheart. I'm sorry Spottedleaf, but I hope we can still be friends
Spottedleaf. We need space
Fireheart. What
Spottedleaf. I can't keep on seeing you like this if you have feelings for both me and Sandstorm
Spottedleaf. I'm breaking up with you
Fireheart. *le cri* I understand
Spottedleaf. I hope that you will understand one day. I'm doing this for us
Fireheart. Ok then
Spottedleaf. Bye Fireheart
Fireheart. Bye Spottedleaf. Try not to murder anyone
Spottedleaf. I'll try. Also BTW the camp is on fire so. You might want to hurry up and wake up
Fireheart. OMG WHAT
[Fireheart logged off]
Silverstream. you did the right thing
Spottedleaf. I guess so
Silverstream. Except for the fact that you lied to Fireheart about the camp being on fire. You know those stupid alive cat will believe anything a StarClan cat says
Spottedleaf. XD
[StarClanSwagCats logged off]
Also BTW Fireheart will be parodying the song Girl on Fire by Alicia Keys and if you listen to it before/while reading the next part it will be four times funner (Yes it is totally a word autocorrect)
[Fireheart logged on]
[Fireheart invited ThunderClan]
Fireheart. THIS CAAAAAMP IS ON FIIIIIIRREEE!!!
Mousefur. Ugh shut up you stupid mousebrain
Fireheart. THIS CAMMMP IS ON FIREEEEE! WE ALL HAVE TO LEAVE NOOOOOWWW!
Mousefur. My ears are bleeding
Whitestorm. What is all this screeching about Fireheart?
Fireheart. THIS CAMP IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRREEEEE
Whitestorm. No, it's not. Fireheart, you delusional, go back to bed. I'm too tired to deal with this mousedung
Fireheart. Looks we're all doomed, but there's always hope. So bright, it can burn your fur. Better look the other way.
Sandstorm. Please shut up
Fireheart. *throwing kits out of the nursery to 'save' them* you can try but you'll never escape the flame. It's reaching the top of the trees. Hottest fo the hottest flames, meow
Fireheart. *running around camp like a crazy cat* Ohhhhh oh oh oh. We got our paws on the ground. And we're burning to death. Ohhhh oh oh oh oh. Got our head in the smoke. And we're not going to live.
Cloudpaw. Please don't
Fireheart. THIS CAMP IS ON FIIIIIIIIIRE
[GraystripeRiverClanSwag logged on]
Graystripe. Is the ThunderClan camp on fire? I can here FIreheart singing all the way from RiverClan camp.
Brackenfur. *mutters* might as well be
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