[Firepaw invited Graypaw to chat]
Firepaw. GRAYPAW GRAYPAW GRAYPAW MY BEST BUDDY
Graypaw. Waht
Graypaw. What
Graypaw. I can't type WHEN ITS MIDNIGHTFirepaw. I had a nightmare!
Graypaw. Well you and your mare can just go.....
[Graypaw logged off]
Firepaw. *sighs* Graypaw! Don't fall asleep now!
[Firepaw logged off]
[Chat has been inactive for 23 hours]
[Graypaw, Firepaw, Ravenpaw, Bluestar, and Tigerclaw logged on]Graypaw. Are we there yet.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.Tigerclaw *tackles Graypaw*
Firepaw *rapidly texting*
[Firepaw updated his status to: going to moonstone with Graypaw, Ravenpaw, Bluestar, and Tigerclaw]
Tigerclaw. *takes Firepaw's phone*
[rusty_the_swag_cat logged on]
Rusty_the_swag_cat. HA! you think I don't have a back up phone! A... Really old one though. Haven't used this one since I was a kittypet.
[Rusty_the_swag_cat became Firepaw2]
Tigerclaw. Well we almost got caught by a ShadowClan patrol THANKS TO GRAYPAW FROLICKING EVERYWHERE AND FIREPAW POSTING A STATUS UPDATE EVERY FIVE MINUETS!!! NO WONDER WE ARE ATTACKED TO OFTEN!!!
[Firepaw2 updated his status: ignoring Tigerclaw]
Tigerclaw: *tackles Firepaw*
Bluestar: COME ON already! You guys are getting behind! We are almost there!
Graypaw: at last someone answered my question!
Tigerclaw: *lets the two apprentices get up. Hands Firepaw his phone*
[Firepaw updated his location: Moonstone]
Tigerclaw: *glares*
Bluestar. Graypaw and Ravenpaw have the fun job of guarding!
Graypaw. BUT I WANNA SEE-
Bluestar. DONT CARE
[Firepaw updated his status: in the moonstone cave]
Tigerclaw: *tackles Firepaw*
*both rolls down ramp and into the main moonstone cave*[Firepaw updated his status: getting tackles by Tigerclaw]
Tigerclaw. *sees Moonstone* *runs*
[Sandpaw and Dustpaw logged on]
Sandpaw. *is recording Tigerclaw running away from Moonstone*
Bluestar. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
Dustpaw. We followed you. Wouldn't let the other apprentices have all the fun in a spooky dark cave!
Bluestar. GET BACK TO CAMP.
Sandpaw. You wouldn't send two young apprentices wondering around in the dark, Now wou-
Bluestar. I SAID GET BACK TO CAMP
[Sandpaw and Dustpaw updated their location: lost]
[Sandpaw and Dustpaw logged off]Firepaw. Hehehe. T-claw is scared of a shiny stone.
Bluestar *falls asleep near stone*
[Firepaw updated his status: bored]
[Tigerclaw updated his status: plotting to take Firepaw's phone]
[Firepaw updated his mood: scared]Bluestar *wakes up yowling*
Firepaw. BLUESTAR IM VERY BUSY BEING BORED RIGHT NOW
Bluestar. K I'll wait til you're done.
Firepaw. Naw you ruined it. Just continue whatever you're doing
Bluestar. K.
Bluestar. WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO CAMP RIGHT NOOOWWWWWWWW
DANGERS ARE APPROACHINGFirepaw *thinks back to his nightmare. It was of fighting cats*
Firepaw *leaps into the air*
Firepaw. MAYBE I HAVE FUTURE VISION TOO WOAP WOAP
Bluestar. What -_-
[Bluestar updated her mood to: confused]
[Firepaw updated his mood to: happy :)]
[everyone logged off][chat has been inactive for 12 hours]
[Tigerclaw, Bluestar, Ravenpaw, Graypaw, and Firepaw logged on]
[Firepaw updated his location to: journeying back home]
[Firepaw updated his status to: telling Ravenpaw and Graypaw of my magical future vision]Firepaw. ..... And then I leaped into the air!
Graypaw. Oh. That's what we missed.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.
Graypaw. Are we there yet.Tigerclaw to Bluestar. Do I have permission to tackle him?
Graypaw. Are we there yet.
[Barley joined the chat]
Barley: hi! I'm barley! I won't go that way because of evil dogs lurking about.
Graypaw. He he. BARLAY
Bluestar. Of course we'll trust you random rogue even though I've never actually met you! It was just mentioned! Right now!
Barley: k bye!
[Barley left the chat]
[Firepaw updated his mood to: bored again]
[rats have joined]
Rats: leave
Bluestar. No
Rats: leave
Bluestar. No
*fights*
Bluestar: *dies*
Rats*leave*[rats have left]
Firepaw. SKSNSISJSJSKSBSUIW
SNDHUEEJJSISJSJSJSJDJDISGRaypaw. Chill out dude. Here- eat some grass
FIrepaw. OUR FOXDUNG LEADER JUST DIED AND YOU WANT ME TO EAT GRASS?!?!?!! IF ONLY WE HELPED AND DIDNT JUST STAND AND WATCH
Graypaw. Eating helps me chill out.
Firepaw. NONONONONONONONONONONKNKNKNKNONONOONNONOONNOONONON WHY BLUESTAR WHY
Bluestar. Chill out. *sits up*
Firepaw *faints*
Tigerclaw *dumps ice cold water on Firepaw*
Firepaw *wakes up*
[Tigerclaw set his mood to: feeling much better]
[Bluestar has lost a life]Ravenpaw. Leaders have nine lives
Firepaw oh. *dorkishly grins*
Graypaw. HEY BEING A WERIDO IS MY THING
[everyone has logged off]
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