[Fireheart invited Bluestar]
Fireheart. Update on the Apocalypse planning: I have Brackenfur in charge of finding a cave and making it apocalypse-proof. Whitestorm's busy gathering prey and Spottedleaf gave me some magic dust to help us survive!
Bluestar. Great! Now come with me to go to Moonstone so I can chat with my sis Snowfur again!
Firestar. Great!
[Fireheart invited Runningwind]
Fireheart. Runningwind, watch Cloudpaw for me
Runningwind. But you know i have no patience with apprentices these days...
Fireheart. You'll do fine!
[Runningwind logged off]
[Fireheart updated his status to: in the forest with Bluestar]
Bluestar. We probs should have told someone we were leaving...
* all of a sudden a bright light and a phone box appears *
Fireheart. TIME WIZARD
*the door opens and two toms he doesn't know run out with the time wizard chasing them*
[Jay.Time.Wizard, Lionsroar, and Berryswag logged on]
Berryswag. Woah why are our names different here?
Jay.Time.Wizard. BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KNOW WHO WE ARE. NOW GET BACK INTO THE TIME TRAVELER
Lionsroar. Woah were are we?
Fireheart. Hello great time travelers
Lionsroar. GRAND DAD FIRESTAR IS THAT YOU
Jay.time.wizard. AGH WE ARE IN THE PAST AGAIN NOW GET INTO THE TIME MASHINE NOW
Fireheart. Yup *faints*
Bluestar. Is it true the apocalypse is coming?
Berryswag. OOOOOOO LOOK IM IN THE BLACK AND WHITE TIME ZONE WERE EVERYONE HAD IPHONE 2s
Bluestar. Hey! I have the IPhone 4!
Berryswag. Lammmmeeeee. I've got the 14
Bluestar. :( stupid future cats
Lionsroar. OOOOO I WANT TO MEET MOM AND DAD
Jay.time.wizard. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO. GET. IN. HERE.
Lionsroar. You can't catch me, blind cat!
Jay.time.wizard. Do I look blind anymore?
Lionsroar. AHHHHHHHHHH HE CAN SEEEEEE
Berryswag. Ok I get to choose where we go next
Bluestar. Take me with you!
Jay.time.wizard. No, we are going back to the lake IN THE FUTURE WHERE WE BELONG
Berryswag. NAW LETS GO TO THE DAWN OF THE CLANS
Jay.time.wizard. NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO. I can already see you two doing something mousebrained which messes up the clans ever being made!
Lionsroar. Whatever
Jay. Time. Wizard. Fine then. Maybe you'll want to come back to the future after staying for a while! I'll come pick you up before at the next gathering tonight!
Jay.Time.Wizard. And one more thing: if you do ANYTHING to change the past I'm taking away your Netflix. forever.
*Jayfeather then left with the time Machine leaving Lionblaze and Berrynose behind*
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