Warriors Chatroom

32- The Next Day

[Fireheart, Sandstorm, and Graystripe logged on]

Fireheart. YUS OPERATION LONGMOUSE IS A success

Graystripe. Yeah! They're hanging out again today!

Sandstorm. Yes, all did end surprisingly well. And I had fun on my date with Dustpelt

Fireheart. Yeah... But it was a fake date. Right Sandstorm? sandstorm?

Sandstorm. Yeah just like Spottedleaf was your fake girlfriend

Graystripe. Ok, which unlucky pair shall we trick to go on a date together next?

Fireheart. Cinderpelt!

Sandstorm. What? I thought she had a crush on...

Fireheart. Who?

Sandstorm. Never mind

Graystripe. We'll have to be creative for this one

Sandstorm. Yet no one cares she's a med cat's apprentice

[Yellowfang turned off invisibility]

Yellowfang. Yeah I don't care

[Yellowfang logged off]

Fireheart. And Spottedleaf was a med cat

Sandstorm. AND SHE NEVER HAD A MATE

Fireheart. What about me?

Sandstorm. LET IT GOOOO

Fireheart. But as detective Firelock Hearts I also have some more important matters to attend to being FIREKNOWITALL

Graystripe. Me too. I'm meeting my gir.. Giraffe today yup

[Graystripe logged off]

Silverstream'sThoughts. Why do I even bother.

[Brackenpaw logged on]

Brackenpaw. Borrrrred borrrrred BORED. Has anyone seen Graystripe?

Sandstorm. Do you really WANT to do work?

Brackenpaw. YES! I must hunt, I must fight, I must train, I must patrol, I have to take care of the clan, I have to-

Fireheart. How unlucky Graystripe is that he gets the most responsible apprentice I've ever seen

Brackenpaw. How unlucky for me! 😫 :( my training is being neglected!!

Fireheart. Fine. I'll act as mentor until he's done taking care of his giraffe. We all know things like this never work out

Sandstorm. What?

Fireheart. Never mind

[Whitestorm logged on]

Whitestorm. Hey can one of you-

Fireheart. We're going on patrol

Whitestorm. Don't you need to ask Tigerclaw first?

Fireheart. Naw he's still asleep from partying and singing last night

Whitestorm. May I add, IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP ON HIGHROCK

Sandstorm. Bluestar didn't care. We didn't care.

Fireheart. And why are you acting as deputy anyways?

Whitestorm. .... SOMEONE HAS TO SERIOUSLY TAKE CARE OF THIS CLAN

Brackenpaw. WHY COULDNT YOU HAVE BEEN MY MENTOR

Whitestorm. Whatever. Go on patrol. But I thought Bluestar relieved you of your warrior duties?

Fireheart. This is mentor duties