[Fireheart, Sandpaw, Whitestorm, and Mousefur logged on]
[Fireheart updated his status to: patrolling]
[Fireheart updated his location to: near snakerocks]
Fireheart *sings* . Patrolling. Patrolling.
Sandpaw *also sings*. We are patrolling
Fireheart/Sandpaw. Let's all sing the patrolling song!
Mousefur. Shut up
Whitestorm. WOW LOOK!! A DEAD RABBIT!!
Sandpaw. Yum
Sandpaw. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fireheart. OOOO it has SHADOWCLAN scent!!
Sandpaw. Yum
Whitestorm. Let's take the rabbit back to show Bluestar
Mousefur. Everyone realizes that the reason we have trespassers is because everyone gets distracted on patrols and never finish patrolling, right?
Whitestorm. Thank you for your words of logic
Fireheart. no one cares
Sandpaw. And yet we still continue to be distracted
Mousefur. -___-
[Fireheart set his location to: camp]
[Whitestorm invited Bluestar]
[Bluestar is unavailable right now]
Whitestorm. *gasp*
[Tigerclaw logged on]
Tigerclaw. She's on patrol right now... You can speak to a loyal, trusted, strong, and rightfully deputy cat
Fireheart. Hey Whitestorm!
Tigerclaw. ME!!
Whitestorm. We found ShadowClan-scented rabbit bones near snakerocks
Tigerclaw. GASP THIS MEANS WARRRR!! WOAP WOAP BLOOD AND GORE AND FIGHTING!!
[Tigerclaw invited ThunderClan]
Tigerclaw. WE MUST FIGHT SHADOWCLAN RIGHT NOW!!
Longtail. WOAP
Darkstripe. WOAP
Tigerclaw. FOLLOW ME INTO BATTLE!!!!
Fireheart. WOAP-
Tigerclaw. Except you Fireheart and apprentices, stay here and guard. HAVE FUN!
[Almost everyone logged off]
Fireheart. Wow I'm the only warrior in camp. I guess that makes me leader
Dustpaw. Ugh!!
Fireheart. *leaps on highrock* BOW! BOW BEFORE ME
Everyone. ......
Fireheart. WAHAHAHAAA *does a little dance* IM IN CHARGE!! CLAN MEETING EVERYONE!!!
Everyone. *gathers below*
Yellowfang. Ugh why are ThunderClan cats such mouse-brains
Fireheart. NOW EVERYONE MUST CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY AND CELEBRATE THE DAY OF FLAME EVERY HALF MOON BY THROWING ME A PARTY AND GIVING ME GIFTS
Everyone. ......
Everyone. Yes, your majesty
Yellowfang. ITS BROKENSTAR AND HIS GANG NOT SHADOWAMAZINGCLAN!!!!
Everyone. Ohhhhhh
Fireheart. I CAN FEEL THE POWER
[BrokenstarsGang logged on]
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