{ continued from previous }
Fireheart. *yawns* patrol? But I was awake all night
Whitestorm. Too bad. There's a gathering tonight and I need to know if we can still make it with the floods everywhere. Go check with Tigerclaw and Longtail
Fireheart. Can Graystripe come?
Whitestorm. No, he's already asleep. NOW GO
[Whitestorm logged off and Longtail and Tigerclaw logged on]
[Fireheart updated his status to: exploring]Tigerclaw. Looks like this flooded river is blocking our way to Fourtrees
Fireheart. *half awake* That's nice you little Marshmellow
Longtail. We'll have to go back to camp
Fireheart. Why's everyone acting like a Marshmellow today?
Tigerclaw. Hey Fireheart go cross the bridge of Marshmellow Destiny
Fireheart. *walks across a thin stick across the river* Marshmellowssssss *takes a selfie* *falls fully asleep and falls off of the bridge*
Tigerclaw. Lolzzzz
[Fireheart updated his status to: drowning]
Longtail. Tigerclaw are you going to save him?
Tigerclaw. No *chews on popcorn*
Longtail. Fine I will
Fireheart. I'll save you Spongebob! *dives into the river*
Tigerclaw. No
Longtail. Yes. We are Bros. I found my love of fanciness thanks to him
Tigerclaw. *throws popcorn at Longtail* no
Fireheart. Isn't this fish a cute little Marshmellow?
Longtail. *saves Fireheart*
Fireheart. Tigerclaw I didn't find my Marshmellow Destiny!
Tigerclaw. Longtail's fault
Fireheart. Bad Longtail *falls asleep*
Longtail. What should we do with him?
Tigerclaw. Not my problem... *walks away* we need to report to Bluestar, err, Whitestorm!
Longtail. *mindlessly follows him*
[Longtail And Tigerclaw logged off]
[Brackenpaw logged on]Narrator. And now it's time for the adventures of Brackenpaw! First we'll join Brackenpaw with gathering moss for the elders like any normal and responsible apprentice would do!
Brackenpaw. *randomly turns around to face the camera* oh hi, I didn't notice you there *the crowd cheers and claps*
Narrator. Hi Brackenpaw! Tell us, what are your dreams and goals?
Brackenpaw. Well everyone knows that Whitestorm is getting *cough* super old. Old enough that he already has his elder powers! *crowd gasps*
Narrator. Luckily or the clan might as well starve!*crowd laughs*
Brackenpaw. So after he's... Joined our wonderful ancestors in StarClan someone has to keep this clan a bit sane or else we might be driven to the death by craziness!
Narrator. Interesting... Tell the wonderful viewers at home more
Brackenpaw. I hope that Firestar will choose me as his deputy so I can be just like Whitestorm! *smiles and his teeth sparkle*
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