[RiverClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, and ThunderClan joined WindClan chat]
Fireheart. Ugh it's so crowed here #cantbreathe
Bluestar. All we're missing is SkyClan
Fireheart. Ummm who's SkyClan?
Bluestar. A imaginary clan I made up that me and all the voices in my head are the members
Fireheart. O_o
Tallstar. Other clan cats who are attacking us! Leave! My best bros's son is here to save us all!
Fireheart. Who?
Tigerclaw. Ugh! I'm the one actually leading the patrol!
Tallstar. *walks over to Fireheart* at last we meet again
Fireheart. *walks away from the creepy stalker*
Tallstar. YOU SHALL SAVE US ALL
Nightstar. We shall continue attacking
Crookedstar. After tonight this will just be another RiverClan hunting ground
Tigerclaw. Ok I'm getting some series déjà vu here. The next thing I need is Redtail coming back from the dead
Nightstar. Attack!!
Cinderfur. Yes, Nightstar
Nightstar. *whacks his deputy on the head with a stick* CALL ME ELDERSTAR
Cinderfur. Yes, Elderstar *faints*
Crookedstar. Also attack!
Leopardfur. *tackles Fireheart*
Fireheart. OMG OMG HELP HELP TIGERCLAW aka the cat nearest to me who isn't doing anything HELP
Tigerclaw. Wow. The sun really is bright today
Leopardfur. *claws Fireheart's face*
Fireheart. AHHHHH T-CLAW HALP ME HAAAAALLLPPP
Tigerclaw. Look at that! A butterfly!
Fireheart. TIGERCLAW
Tigerclaw. *looks at Fireheart* fireheart I believe you have something on your face
Fireheart. HELP
Tigerclaw. Oh wait! It's just blood!
Fireheart. H E L P
Tigerclaw. No worries you little waffle lover
Fireheart. AAHSJSKDLFPCIYSHWNENID I HAAAAATTTEEEEE WAFFLESSSS
*freaks out and throws Leopardfur off of him*
Tigerclaw. O_o oh wow look at the time *leaves*
Silverstream. *attacks Fireheart* don't insult my boyfriend's favorite food!
Fireheart. UGH UGH I HATE WAFFLES
Graystripe. STOP. *whispers* I can't have my best friend and my girlfriend fighting
Fireheart. *eyes go manga style ^-^ and lets Silverstream go* best friend?
Silverstream. I think there's something wrong with your eyes
Fireheart. Please get a medicine cat
Silverstream. Uhhhhhh I'm leaving now *leaves* I DONT KNOW THE CREEPY ORANGE ONE
Fireheart. Did anyone see that I let her go?
Graystripe. Only Darkstripe *turns around to let Fireheart see that Darkstripe is on Graystripe's back like a hawk*
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