[Bluestar invited ThunderClan to chat]
Bluestar. EVERYONE GET YOUR TAILS DOWN HERE. I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
Tigerclaw. Me too :3
Firepaw. *ignores phone and falls back alseep*
Graypaw. You interrupted my waffle making! 😫
Bluestar. Yo Yellow! Since you did save the kits and scare Blackfoot away after that random cat died- what was her name? Robintail? Rosepetal?
Dappletail. ROSETAIL WAS ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS AS A YOUNG WARRIOR. WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER HER
One-eye. Not like you cared either.
Dappletail. NO ONE sat vigil for her.
Bluestar. Oh yeah. Rosetail. May Lionheart and Rosetail rest in peace in StarClan and bla bla. So YoYellow u want to join ThunderC?
YoYellow. Lolz sure.
Bluestar. K great cause the ShadowWar isn't over and we should all freak out and panic.
️ThunderClan. *is calm*
Graypaw. We already did that
Tigerclaw. I have some announcements!
Bluestar. Oh joy.
Tigerclaw. Darkstripe and Longtail are now Bluestar's body guards! They will protect our wonderful leader!
Darkstripe. *puts on shades* I just got promoted.
Whitestorm. To sitting around all day doing nothing.
Bluestar. I need no body guards
t-claw!! IM PERFECTLY FINE
Tigerclaw. Er. I didn't mean body guards. I meant. Er. SERVANTS. Darkstripe and Longtail will follow you around doing whatever you want and NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE.
Darkstripe. Well still a promotion. From following the deputy around to following the leader around. Thanks Tiggerclaw!
Longtail. *puts on shades* WOAP WOAP *sings*
IM SO FANCY!!! *has collar and shades now*
Tigerclaw. *claws Darkstripe and Longtail* *everyone is staring*
All righty them.
Tigerclaw. I also think there is a traitor among us!!! A ShadowClan tratior!!!
ThunderClan. *gasps*
Tigerclaw. Not naming names or anything *cough cough* RAVENPAW IT IS TOTALLY RAVENPAW*cough* RAVENPAW*cough* THE BLACK APPRENTICE STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE*cough cough* RAVENPAW *cough cough cough*
ThunderClan ......
Bluestar. You should really get that cough looked at. SPOTTEDLEAF.
Firepaw. *wakes up at hearing her name*
Spottedleaf. TIGERCLAW IS FINE PERFECTLY FINE YUP STILL NOT
N O T COMING OUT. IM NOT USED TO FEELING EMOTIONALLY ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE YUP. COUGHING! WHAT COUGHING? I didn't hear anything.
Firepaw to Spottedleaf. 😄
Spottedleaf to Firepaw. ☺️
Graypaw. Oh brother.
Ravenpaw. 😥 I'm scared.
Longtail. WHY RAVENPAW WHY?!?!?! ANY TYPE OF TRAITOR YOU COULD HAVE BEEN BUT WHY SHADOWCLAN?!!!!
Ravenpaw. I'm not a traitor! 😩
Longtail. Tigerclaw wouldn't LIE!!!!
I'm sorry Ravenpaw, we are so longer friends!!
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