Warriors Chatroom

21- Frozen

[Fireheart, Graystripe, Cinderpaw, and Brackenpaw logged on]

Fireheart. Wow! What a horribly cold day to go on a hunting patrol!

Cinderpaw. OH WOW LOOK The River is frozen!!!

Graystripe. LETS GO ICE SKATING

Cinderpaw. FUN

Brackenpaw. I don't think that's a good idea...

Fireheart. Of course it isn't

Cinderpaw. Especially since it's in RIVERCLAN TERRITORY

Fireheart. But don't worry. We're DramaClan aka KittypetClan aka aka NOSYCLAN who goes in other clan's territory ALL THE TIME

Brackenpaw. Ohhhhhhh ok

Graystripe. LETS GO IN RIVERCLAN TERRITORY

[Fireheart updated his status to: in RiverClan territory on the frozen river sliding on our paws or as Graystripe calls it 'Ice Skating' with him and our apprentices]

Graystripe. Good thing I always have my battery-powered Waffle maker!! *is now making waffles* While that's cooking... I'll have fun with you guys!

Graystripe. *sliding around* LET IT GOOOOOOOOO

Cinderpaw. *sliding around* I CANT STOP *crashes into Fireheart*

Fireheart. Lol

Cinderpaw. *blushes and gets off of him*

Brackenpaw. A BREAK IN THE ICE!!! RUNNNN

Fireheart. I guess we should call you Breakenpaw OOOOOOOOOO - O O O OOOOOOO *runs to land with apprentices* GRAYSTRIPE

Graystripe. NO MY WAFFLE MAKER IS MAKING THE ICE MELT!! BUT I CANT LEAVE WITHOUT IT!!!

Ice. *cracks and both him and the waffle maker fall though*

Fireheart. GRAYSTRIPE!?!?!

[Silverstream_of_RiverClan logged on]

Silverstream. Ugh fish-brained ThunderClan Warriors *leaps into river and saves Graystripe. Graystripe still has his waffle maker*

Fireheart. GRAYSTRIPE!! You're alive!!

Graystripe. Thanks Silverstream

Silverstream. YOU IDIOT!! What are you doing on my territory?!?!

Graystripe. Drowning... But I was also making waffles, hanging with my friends...

Silverstream. Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?

Graystripe. Ah, but who would rescue me there?

Fireheart whispers to apprentices. BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

Silverstream. Leave.

Graystripe. Oh ok bye... Will I ever see you again?

Silverstream. Yeah.. Probably.. We live basically right next to each other

Graystripe. Then until we meet again! *leaves*

Silverstream. Uhhhhhh

[Silverstream has logged off]

Cinderpaw. Well she was very pretty

Fireheart. Lets just go back to camp

Brackenpaw. Why couldn't I have a responsible and reasonable mentor?

Graystripe. Cause you'd be bored out of your mind

[Fireheart set location to: camp]

[Yellowfang logged on]

Yellowfang. UGH I am bored out of my mind! Here Graystripe- eat these herbs

Graystripe. Ummmm what were they?

Yellowfang. Catnip

Fireheart. WHAT?!? He needs some real herbs! He fell in the river!

Yellowfang. Oh. I just wanted to watch this:

Graystripe. *climbing random trees and landing on cats while eating waffles and screaming that Longtail took his tail that's why he has a much longer one* *Yellowfang is also chasing him around trying to get him to eat more herbs*

Yellowfang. Oh and you have to stay in camp for a while

Graystripe. NO I MUST SEE ME LOVE

Yellowfang. Your what?.....

Fireheart. Ummm... Cats say crazy things when they're catnipified

Yellowfang. Don't worry.. I know.. Future vision, remember? I told him he'd fall in the river...

[Graystripe and Yellowfang logged off]

Brackenpaw. I'm just going to go do some normal apprentice things... Like eat fresh-kill... Or get moss for the elders... Not like my mentor who eats waffles

[Brackenpaw logged off]

Cinderpaw. I admire Tigerclaw

[Fireheart set his mood to: worried]

Fireheart. TAKE IT BACK AND ILL TELL YOU A STORY

Cinderpaw. I TAKE IT BACK: TIGERSTAR IS A MOUSEBRAIN FOXHEART!!!

Fireheart. Yeah! But as your mentor I should tell you to watch your tongue

Cinderpaw. BUT MY TONGUE IS REALLY SHORT :( :( I FAILED YOU FIREHEART!!! FAILED!!!

Fireheart. So once upon a time I was a kittypet. But then I joined ThunderClan. THE END

[Rosetail logged on]

Fireheart. WHAT THE WHAT

Rosetail. Hey

[Bluestar logged on]

Bluestar. ROSETAIL?!? I thought you died?

Rosetail. No! I never died! My PHONE died! I woke up a while ago in the middle of the forest and finally got back to camp!

Fireheart. Good thing we never buried you

Rosetail. Did anyone miss me?

Fireheart. No you random--

Bluestar. *steps on Fireheart's foot* we were all soooooo sad

[Bluestar invited Dappletail]

Bluestar. Dappletail! Rosetail is alive!

Dappletail. Um. Who?

Rosetail. Me! Rosetail!

Dappletail. Ummmmmmm.

Rosetail. ...........

Dappletail. OH YEAH!! Rosetail.... Lets just go... To the elder's den... He he he.

[everyone logged off]

Anyone shocked? :3 #funnnnnWithDeaths