Anime Oneshots!

Stripper🎮😏

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"Bokuto I don't want to go" Kuroo plopped on the couch letting his head fall back. "Oh you're going bro,
you haven't done shit since we graduated" Bokuto picked up a pillow and threw in at his face. "Get ready now!" Kuroo furrowed his brows and threw the pillow towards the door Bokuto barely managed to escape from.

Bokuto was taking him to a strip club, one with men strippers at that. Kuroo sighed and got up throwing on a random pair of nicer clothes not really caring since he would just be in there to drink while Bokuto ran off with the brown headed stripper he always ran off with everytime. 'Simp' Kuroo chuckled.

"Hey ready?" Bokuto busted in the room once again. "Yeah yeah come on let's go" Kuroo pushed past him and headed out the dorm.

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Kuroo's ears rang as soon as he walked in. The flickering lights dancing between different colors and the constant buzz of sound always gave him a headache. "Alright run off" Kuroo glanced over to the grey tipped man as his gaze was set on the stage, a man named Akaashi jumped off and was heading towards them.

Kuroo parted ways with him and headed towards the bar. "A shot of whiskey, thanks" he sat down on the swivel stool and laid down the exact cost. He came here and got the same thing and by now he knew his way around the menu, the strippers, even the change of lights.

Suddenly the lights dimmed to a low red. The music faded into a much slower song, Kuroo could practically cut through the tension building up in the room.

A red spot light shone on a small man walking onto the stage, each step matched with the rhythm of the song. Kuroo for some reason couldn't take his eyes off the man, along with the others in the building. A hand wrapped around the pole and he swung around effortlessly.

Kuroo cocked an eyebrow and downed his drink before walking closer to the stage for a better look. Nobody had caught his eye, but this blond had. A soft thud of the music guided the man around the pole. Lifting himself up he twirled around once more his legs wrapping around the metal bar.

Kuroo watched as he grew closer and closer to the top wondering how the man could get down and how he had that much upper body strength. He moved in vicarious poses and spins and eventually as the height of the song rung through the club, his toned body flipped upside down and flew down the pole.

Kuroo gasped and his eyes widen as he thought he fell, but just before his head touched the ground he stopped. The music steadied out and the man swirled upright and twisted till his knees hit the floor right in front of Kuroo.

Kuroo hadn't had a really look at his face and the piercing gold eyes he had spooked him, but the smile drawn over his face as money was flung at him and whistles and hollars were spewed into the air was something devilishly beautiful.

He dragged his foot in a wide circle collecting money with his leg. Kuroo swiftly yanked his wallet out and slid 5, 20s' over the stage to him. The man graciously picked the money up and shoved it into a bag someone tossed.

As he bent over to pick the rest of the money up his cat ears fell off his head, again in front of Kuroo. Was it fate? Probably not, but Kuroo took it as such. He picked them up and handed them back up to him without a word. "Thanks hun" he smiled and patted Kuroo's head stroking his chin before striding off, the clip on tail wagging after him.

Kuroo gulped as he watched him walk off. "Give a round of applause to kitten!" a voice boomed over head and the regular music and lights faded back. Kuroo scurried up to the bar and requested again another shot of whiskey.

"Thats the first person you've ever went up to" the bartender commented. Kuroo chuckled his face a little flushed. "How do I request him?" Kuroo got straight to the point. "Hm I don't think he does any lap dances or anything, he comes here every so often from another club around here. Does the same old routine and makes hundreds each time" he explained, but Kuroo was determined to find the man.

"Okay thanks" he downed the drink and was about to run off before the bartender stopped him, "hey if you wait outside the back door you might catch him" Kuroo nodded and ran straight out the door and to the back of the club.

It was chilly and the nighttime breeze didn't make it any better. He sat outside the back for multiple minutes before he bout gave up. "Bye, thanks again" he heard a familiar voice as the door opened. "Hey" he stood up and the man known as "Kitten" flinched and was about to run back in.

"Oh wait wait wait. I'm not trying to hurt you or anything, I was just going to give you my number if you maybe wanted to hang out sometime", he started but noticed the weird look he was given, "as friends I mean, I just thought you were really cool" his voice broke up at the end as awkwardness set in the place.

Kitten watched as Kuroo lost the confidence he had when he was first speaking. And between that and his chittering teeth from the cold weather, he was rather cute. He giggled before speaking, "sure, here's my phone" he reached into a fluffy jacket pocket and handed him his phone.

Kuroo lit up and entered his phone number in a fn his name under Kuroo. Handing it back he began to thank him, "thank you..uh", "Kenma you can call me Kenma" Kenma glanced down at the name entered in his phone.

"Well see you around, Kuroo" he patted him on the shoulder and walked off past him. Kuroo's heart fluttered as he watched him walk away once again. "Bro what are you doing back here?" Bokuto's voice made him flinch. He didn't even realize the backdoor had opened up. "Oh talking to a new friend..wait what are you doing coming out from there?".

"Ah a special request?" he chuckled nervously. A head poked from behind him. "Who are you talking to stupid?" his stripper friend spoke up. Kuroo grinned mischievously as he realized what was going on. "Its not what you think man" Bokuto groaned.

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A/N~ I had this idea for like a while, I don't even know what made me have this idea but here it is! Not much to say besides yup this is it. I was listening to polly by nirvana and fun fact I have a lot of welsh and Dutch in me. I took a DNA test and boom! I also have German and Irish as well even some Jewish...anyways I love you and stay healthy.