i hate all ships that ship the hargreeves siblings together ESPECIALLY five and vanya
LIKE THERES SO MANY RED FLAGS TO THAT SHIP:
1. vanya is a lesbian
2. five is MENTALLY 58 while vanya is about 30
3. five is PHYSICALLY 13 while vanya is about 30
4. THEY ARE SIBLINGS!!like how do you defend a ship that is THIS bad 😭⁉️
"but marisol, vanya is bisexual, not lesbian"
BOOM STRAIGHT FROM MY SCHOOL COMPUTER!!
"but marisol five is 58 and vanya is 30, they're both adults"
FIVE IS PHYSICALLY 13!! SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT IF YOU SAW A 13 YEAR OLD AND A 30 YEAR OLD KISSING, YOU WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT ????
"but marisol, they're not siblings, reginald paid the birth mothers to take them in"
FIVE DID NOT SAY "YOU'RE OUR SISTER" TO VANYA JUST SO YALL COULD INVALIDATE THEIR SIBLING RELATIONSHIP
so i've always been pissed off about this ship BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ANGRY
and here's why
so this fiveya shipper started attacking me bc i said that the ship fiveya is lesbiphobic, incest, AND pedophelia
YOU ARE READING
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