A Land of Tales and Dreams

JUSTICE FOR THE FOURTH WALL!

WEEK 52

Prompt:

"It's your choice," she shrugged.

"You can continue with your worthless life. Or you can become someone who matters."

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"Are you saying that I don't matter?" I cried.

"You are a fruit, of course not," said Sarah.

"In the grand scheme of things, you are but a speck of dust in the universe," added a ghost who came out of nowhere.

"A piece of dust that will be, in time, swept away."

I sat, wondering if my entire life was a lie.

"Why do I have to make a choice?"

"Because this is discord, and people make our story," said Sarah.

The fourth wall shattered into millions of pieces.

Sarah frowned, saying, "Oh, so you're the people that are forcing me to be this weird character that's always in these cursed Contribution Stories!"

The dreamers laughed at Sarah's ignorance.

Sarah pulled out a knife from her purse. Then, she put the knife back into her purse.

"Why did I do that?" Sarah asked herself.

"Because you had a desire to murder someone?"

"You must conquer those desires!" said a wise man in the distance. "I am your trainer. I'm here to teach you how to reach your highest potential."

"If this involves sitting under a waterfall, then I'm out."

"Oh no, it doesn't," the wise man said.

"So uh...I've been demoted to background character now?" I asked hesitantly.

"Yes, because everyone is busy trying to control Sarah."

"Oh, okay. I'm going to have some bagels. Don't ask for any, because I won't be sharing any of this time. The last time, you finished the whole thing without me!"

Suddenly, Sarah left, and all mentions of bagels were outlawed, much to the unrest of New Yorkers.

"Wait, I didn't even get to introduce myself!" yelled Kristilius, the wise old man who was also Sarah's trainer.

It started to rain donuts

Kristilius opened his mouth in an unnaturally wide way, almost ripping it apart, in hopes of catching and eating one. He didn't catch one but instead dislocated his jaw. He couldn't take the pain so he died, aged 96 and a half.

The next day, he was brought back to life by Aeneas, who was hired by Sarah. Aenas was secretly Kristoff, from Frozen.

Kristoff turned into a chocolate glazed donut, which turned into a bagel, causing the bagel ban to be broken.

A rebellion started. On one side, was the great Catsip, and on the other, was the equally great Sarah.

As a way to prepare for the war, the first thing Sarah did was buy a bagel cutter. But then, the universe got tired of these characters and wiped them off, killing each and every one of them. And the poor writers beyond the fourth wall scratched their heads, trying to come up with another sentence.

Fungi began growing in the blood puddles left behind by the fallen characters, and soon developed sapience.

"What in the world is a sapience-"