A Land of Tales and Dreams

HOW IS SARAH STILL ALIVE

WEEK 19

Prompt:

"She burned your house down?"

"Yea, I seem to have underestimated the fury of a woman scorned."

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Ella looked at her husband, Alex, surprised to hear that his mother actually burned down their family house because she found out her husband adopted another lion. And, of course, his mother's name was Sarah.

"Well, this is just great," Alex grumbled. "What are we going to do now?"

"I don't know, but welcome Lyon, our new adopted lion!" Ella answered with excitement in her eyes.

Alex gave her a deadpanned stare before turning to see that there was, in fact, a giant lion standing beside her. "You got us a lion?!"

Ella facepalmed. The lion walked over to the scorched remains of the living room carpet and lifted its leg to mark its territory.

"Pspspspspsp," Ella called Lyon. Lyon walked over obediently and looked over at Alex and Ella.

"Call me with pspspsps one more time, I dare you," Lyon's eyes said.

Alex and Ella looked at each other. Clearing his throat, Alex dared, "Pspspsps!"

All of a sudden, the ground shook as grey clouds covered the sky and lightning flashed dangerously above. Popping its head out of the ground was the fluffiest, most poofiest pup ever known.

Alex and Ella awwed in unison at the sight of the floofy pup.

"Behold, you've summoned my adopted son," says Lyon's eyes. Merely moments after Lyon had conveyed these words, the ground shook again. Instantly, all of Alex and Ella's other adopted lions appeared, circling around them and the pup.

It was, indeed, the fascinating phenomenon of raining lions and lions.

The pup changed it's lion coat to a tiger coat and roared. But it wasn't a normal tiger: the tiger's face was, indeed, Ella's cousin, Rachel. Seeing this, Ella gasped.

Rachel but cousin took off her skin mask to reveal Sarah but vam-werewolf motorbike. "You thought you could escape me! Think again," Sara Sarahed evilly as Ella and Alex looked on in terror.

When Ella looked back at Alex again, he no longer stood there; instead of him, towering over her, was a giant rabbit. And if that wasn't enough chaos for one afternoon, suddenly all of the lions started shifting and morphing together into one large powerful being.

Alex but bunny looked at Sarah as both of them lunged at Ella, but Ella realized when she glanced down at herself that she, too, had become a rabbit!

Then, all of them turned to see Rachel but male leaping from the trees behind them onto the lion-beast, carrot in hand.

With too many animals cramped into one home, the author(s) decided to teleport the rabbit beasts to a forest. Ella-rabbit-beast challenged Alex-rabbit-beast to a duel, while Rachel but male attempted to stab carrots into the lion-beast's eyes. All the while, Rachel-Sarah-vam-werewolf motorbike watched with amusement.

The vam-werewolf motorbikes looked at the situation, confused so as to which side they were supposed to take. The fight got so convoluted, the narrator felt a sudden urge to stab himself. But alas, he decided to stab the universe instead, causing a tear in the galaxy.

A huge hoard of Sarahs, Rachels, and vam-werewolf motorbikes fell from the tear in the galaxy, along with a shower of cloudy meatballs. The stars in the sky sprouted into as many rabbits as the eye could see and poured to the ground like snowflakes. Ella's rabbit snout crinkled with confusion.