A Land of Tales and Dreams

Hairy Potter and the Hairdresser's Brush

WEEK 131

Prompt:

"I love you, but sometimes I really want to throw you off of a cliff."

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"But come on man, remember that one time I got you chick-fil-a?"

"Oh, so a chick-fil-a should cancel out your moronic attempt to get us killed?!"

"Never mind, on to the problem: why do you even wanna throw me off a cliff in the first place, love?"

"Because why the hell not, when you didn't order fries and said they make you fat, but still ate them from my plate?!!"

"You know how playful I can be and how much more I eat compared to you, my love!"

"Brother mine, your playfulness has got us stuck with a dead body in a damn five-star hotel, surrounded by cops!"

"Oh come on, that was once!"

"It was one time too many, you blasted fool!"

"Okay, okay, calm down!"

"Open this door, Count Dracula and Dracula Junior!"

"Dracula JUNIOR?!?!"

"Sir, I think it's Dracula Janitor. Here, see, you spelled it wrong."

"That's what it said on the paper, ma'am."

"I have long hair, but it's sir. Sir!"

"Well, ma'am or not, you still need to open the door; your beloved cousin Hairy is here to see you."

"Hairy the Potter?"

Thus began the famed journey of Hairy Potter and the Hairdresser's Brush.