Week-60
Prompt
While putting your favorite condiment on the sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
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"What hath thou summoned me for?" the demon asked.
"To turn Sarah into a sandwich," a mysterious deep voice said. Offended, Sarah threw a spatula in the direction of the deep voice.
"Ow!" the deep voice shouted, rubbing the area the spatula had hit
"What did you do that for?" they asked, "It was just a joke, sheesh."
"Then what is it that you truly wish for summoning me?"
Sara thought, making a face as she stared at her ruined lunch while the demon made his presence known , "Food for starters," she scoffed.
"I am a demon, not a chef," the demon answered grumpily, annoyed that Sarah was wasting their time.
"You would be a very pathetic demon if you didn't know basic skills like cooking," Sarah rolled her eyes at them.
"Oh so you're underestimating me, little human?" Edin, the demon growled, inching closer to the girl.
"Stay back!" Sarah raised a finger in front of Edin's face.
"You can't hurt me, or else I'll report you to your employer!" the demon screeched.
"Karen!" shouted Sarah
"I'm innocent!" shouted Karen.
"No, not you, the demon, he's a Karen, or a Kyle I guess, Edin, what's your gender identity?"
A loud burp suddenly erupted and Sarah was flown away into the story of Aladdin.
"I guess we'll never know," Sarah said, somehow already knowing how to use her new wings.
But then, Edin the demon followed her to the new realm, determined to prove his cooking skills. And out came Aladdin flying on his carpet. To his misery the carpet went bonkers and acted up, making him fall into an abyss of darkness.
The Darkness tasted like chocolate chip cookies, freshly taken out of the oven. Darkness apparently had a taste.
"Of course I do," the Darkness said, "Why wouldn't I?"
"Because you're darkness," said Brian the brain cell.
"Ouch, I have feelings too!"
"You do?" asked Brian.
"I thought Darkness was always some sort of nothing and not human. "
"I'm not human, I'm the evil, darkness, some beings even call me hell, but you may also call me Bob... It's up to you."
"Can I taste Darkness too?" Sarah yelled.
"Sure, everyone else has."
Sarah leaned into the Darkness and stuck her tongue out.
"What're you doing here?" Aladdin shouted.
"Shut up, lemme eat the darkness." Sarah wiggled her tongue.
Edin conjured a barbecue and started cooking some burgers "How about you eat these instead?"
"Ooh thanks!" Sarah squealed before munching on the delicious food.
The Darkness howled indignantly.
"See, my cooking is far beyond any of your imagination!"
The Darkness grabbed Edin and threw him into the sky in anger. Sarah, quickly devoured the rest of the burgers
"I shall save thee, Edin, my one true love!" Sarah declared.
"You- i-is that why you summoned me...?" Edin asked, wide-eyed.
"I... m-maybe... yes?" she spoke, merely a whisper, but Edin heard it loud and clear.
Someone deleted the paragraph and Sarah was back, trying to eat Darkness. However, Edin forced it back because he wanted to know the truth. Sarah shied away and tried to focus on eating the Darkness.
"I sense some romance-drama," the Darkness said.
"And we're here for it," Aladdin commented with a sly grin.
And so, Aladdin commanded the genie of the lamp to teleport Sarah and Edin to a romantic picnic by the sea in another dimension. Aladdin, however, had not specified which dimension and thus we found our couple in a 2 dimensional universe, infinitely thin.
"Sorry, my bad!" The genie apologized and teleported them back to Earth, where it all began.
"You need to retire as a genie, man," Aladdin complained.
"Eh, I'll do better next time," the genie replied, poofing away with Aladdin and left Edin and Sarah in the same room before any chaos broke out.
Silence overtook.
And then, Carl bot started doing the oompa-loompa dance.
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