The ritual calls for100 sacrifices, but reading it carefully you realize it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed that instead.
The Gods returned the favor after getting annoyed with this "sacrifice" and rewrote the books. Then the Gods sent their expert in rituals and guillotine; a man by the name of Robespierre. The Gods then commanded the bacteria to plague the human. The human caught every bacterial infection known to exist all at once, but instead of dying, he gained the superpower of microscopic vision. Robespierre, as the assassin sent after the human, Vi, found this to make his job a lot more difficult.
On one hand, Robespierre liked his intelligence of using bacteria when every other man visited before became hopeless, thinking where would they even find 100 humans, let alone sacrifice them. On the other hand, he was hungry for blood and flesh, so he decided to eat a tomato which his older brother told him were human eggs. Robespierre became angry with being tricked and started chasing his older brother forgetting all about his mission.
While the tomato seeds in his stomach began to sprout, Hanahaki style. The tomato vines reached the top of his throat and strangled him from the inside. Soon enough, he became the ultomatoe. And his older brother became an ear of corn. Then together they became one with the dirt and grew fields of corn and tomatoes growing roots and forever being plants.
A dragon flew down from the skies and munched on the crops. The crops slapped the dragon and threw their babies at it. The dragon let out a fearsome fire and burnt the crops and so the earth became a pile of earth again. Carl then came over and collected said babies in case he got the munchies later.
"Caaaaaaaarl," Paul cried and kissed him on the cheek. "Where are the munchies!" Cried Paul. Carl shrugged. Without his munchies, Paul blew up the world. Which crumbled into a pile of flaming hot Cheetos. After that, he was happy and ate his Cheetos!
Until one day, the children of the Cheetos came back for revenge. They created a revolution but failed. But Chester the Cheetah wouldn't give up so easily! So he challenged Paul, the new king, for a duel to the death. But Carl came by and made a chair out of his face. The Cheetos became offended by the chair and decided to nuke the world.
Aliens watched from above planning to take over the world before the Cheetos could do that. They created a giant chessboard and moved the queen to attack. Ron Wesley was riding the King of the opposing team. Suddenly aliens came down and nuked the place, changing their minds about saving it.
THE FIERY END
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THE FLAMEY CATASTROPHIC BURNING ENDEST END OF ALL ENDS
