Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
A little abruptly, I wake up from my nirvana, put the key in the lock, and open the door. I enter the room and my jaw hits the floor like a crazy cartoon.
I can't hold back my tongue...
Lois: Glorious are thy deeds, O Lord!
That was the first thing I thought, because before my eyes, in the middle of the room, in all his glory - with only a towel around his waist and a little wet - stands the most beautiful, attractive, sexy as hell man I've ever seen. A fine, pure work of art.An earthly god.
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The sound of the door opening causes him to turn his head and look at me. He stretches his neck and sniffs the air. WHAT THE HELL ?
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I open my mouth to speak, but I can't. I glance at the door to check the room number. Number three. I have the right room. I didn't make a mistake. But if that's the case... Who is this man?
With the most beautiful voice, which sounds like music in my ears, he addresses me.
Man: Is there anything I can help you with?
Yes, of course. Take off that damn towel - Jesus, Lois! What are you thinking? Fortunately for me and my dignity, I didn't say out loud what I was thinking. I'm already looking at him like an idiot. If I had said that, it would have been a total disaster.
Of course, what I ended up saying was not much better.
Lois: You are real, aren't you? I mean, you are really here, I'm not hallucinating or anything, right?
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