Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
Lois stands outside the bedroom of Jace and Mary and knocks on the door. A few seconds later...
Mary: Who is it?
Lois: It's me, Lois. Can I come in?
Jace: No!
Lois: Why?
Mary: Don't listen to him, Lois. Come in.
Lois opens the door and enters the room. Jace and Mary are lying in their huge bed and Lois, sticking her tongue out at her brother, climbs up and lies between them.
Jace: What the...?
Lois: Mary, I need you!
Mary: I'm all ears.
Jace: Really now, Angel?
Lois ignores Jace and continues.
Lois: Next Saturday, May 1st, is Sebastian's birthday.
Jace: And why should we care?
Lois: Would you shut up for God's sake? Oh, my God, Mary. How can you put up with him?
Mary: He's not always like this. Only when he's horny.
Lois rolls her eyes, and Jace frowns.
Lois: Jesus!
Jace: Excuse me?
Mary: Don't pay any attention to him, Lois. Ignore him and tell me what we should do that day.
Lois: Sebastian doesn't know that I know about his birthday. I caught a glimpse of his ID when I heard him talking to Jay-Jay about it. He told him not to tell anyone about it because he doesn't want to get us in trouble, but I can't just let that go. His birth is something we should celebrate, so what better way than a surprise party?
Jace: What an original idea!
Lois nudges Jace with her elbow.
Jace: Ouch!
Lois: It's his first birthday with me, and I want to give him something he will not forget.
Mary: You are absolutely right, and that's why we need Matt.
Jace: Oh! How nice! Why don't you call him to come? There's plenty of room in our bed!
But Jace's sarcasm falls on deaf ears.
Mary: That's exactly what I'm going to do.
Jace: Do what? Come on, Angel!
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