Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
~ NEXT MORNING ~ SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2010. ~ DINNER DAY ~
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Jared is sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee into a cup when Sebastian enters the room. He drags himself to the fridge and pulls out the carton of milk without speaking. He drinks directly from it, letting the milk run down his bare chest to the hem of his pajamas.
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Jared rolls his eyes and sighs.
Sebastian: What is it?
Jared: Has anyone ever told you that you are sexy when you are so gross?
Sebastian: Yeah. Your mom.
Jared: You wish, asshole.
Sebastian grabs a bowl and cereal from the cupboard, sits down on a stool and starts eating.
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Sebastian: Chloe?
Jared: She's still sleeping. I didn't want to wake her up. Lois?
Sebastian: Same.
Jared grabs a cupcake and starts eating it.
Jared: I want to get Chloe a present, but I have no idea what.
