Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
When Sebastian and Lois arrive in the backyard, they find everyone else around the table drinking coffee.
Lois: Good morning.
Sebastian: Someone pour me three quarts of coffee.
Matt: I have a better idea. Giving you an enema. Where the hell have you been? We've been worried sick about you.
Alexander: I just barely stopped him from calling the task force.
Lois: I was sure you would.
Jared: Doll, what happened? Where did you spend the night?
Isabella: Where are Jace and Mary?
Matt: And more importantly, why on earth is he painted gold?
Sebastian looks around, and when he sees that there is no child within a safe distance ...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Sebastian: I fucked King Midas last night. I'd told him not to touch me, but he couldn't resist the temptation to touch my divine body and here is the result. Now that you have your answer, can I have a sip of coffee in peace?
The others laugh as Matt rolls his eyes.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Matt: Why do I bother with an asshole like you? Your pervert brother-in-law has really rubbed off on you.
Sebastian: I love you too, Divine Ass.
Matt: Shithead Wolf!
As Sebastian throws kisses at Matt, irritating him even more, Lois goes on the attack.
Lois: I'm starving. What's for breakfast here?
Chloe: As you can see, Duchess of Plaisance, there's a little bit of everything. Toast, butter, jam, honey, croissant, boiled eggs, bacon, cheese, and more.
