Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
As Jace mentioned to Clary, Mary and Jared's show is in a few days, but so is Sebastian's marriage proposal to Lois, and so our heroes are trying to catch up!
Jared has already photographed the kids, and now the adult photo shoot is coming up. The nude photo shoot, to be exact.
Everyone is excited about this photo shoot, except Matt and Lois. Matt because he doesn't know what to expect and Lois because she's hungry. Let's see what I'm talking about ...
~ THURSDAY, May 13th, 2010 ~ JARED's PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIO ~
Jared is already behind his camera and Chloe, who has become an impeccable assistant, is working out the details.
Chloe: Well ... Aside from Sebastian and Lois, who are the regular couple and who thankfully gave us enough footage, for everyone else, we're going to use a few pictures from your everyday life that my baby took at an unexpected time, and a few more artistic ones that we're going to do now. So, let's start with Alexander and Matt.
Matt: Alexander and Matt won't move out of their seat if they don't see the pictures from their everyday life. I have a reputation to uphold.
Chloe: You are a pain in the ass, you know that, right?
Matt: Yeah, I know. Show me the pictures, Carrot.
Chloe, growling, hands Matt the samples of the photos.
Chloe: Here you go.
Matt and Alexander look at the photos with their mouths open.
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Matt: When did you take these? How did you do it without being discovered?
Jared shrugs his shoulders.
Jared: Don't forget we're staying at your house.
Alexander: Have you ever heard the word privacy?
Jared: In the last thirty years I've spent with Sebby, no.
Sebastian: Fuck you, you idiot. Am I being indiscreet?
Jared: For God's sake! Don't ever say that again. God will burn us alive.
Sebastian: Fuck you.
Chloe: Hey! Be serious, both of you. We have work to do. Well, Mr. Pain in the Ass, are you satisfied? Can we move on?
