Every woman carries a grenade inside her and just needs the right man to pull the pin!
How easy is it to put a leash on a wolf? That depends on who's holding the leash!
Natural law says the wolf eats the sheep, but what happens when the wolf falls...
As you understand, we'll follow both squads, starting with the men, of course. No, no. I'm not prejudiced or anything. It just has to be done this way. You'll see why later. Let us see then...
~ AT A POPULAR CLUB ~
For obvious reasons, Jared has decided to make reservation at another club and not the "Lair", the gang's club.
So, there they are. They're sitting at a central table, drinking, dancing, laughing, and often raising their glasses to toast the groom. Suddenly Jared, stumbling slightly because of the alcohol, stands up and walks out onto the dance floor. Oh, yeah. The club he picked has a live band, and no, he didn't pick it at random. He had his reasons. He turns to the singer.
Jared: Can I borrow this for a second?
Laughing, the singer hands him the microphone.
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Jared: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry to bother you, but there's a good reason.
People are laughing because Jared's speech is interrupted every few seconds by a hiccup he got from the alcohol, but everyone is listening to him intently.
Jared: My name is Jared, and I am the best man to my best friend Sebastian, who's finally marrying the woman of his life in two days. I say finally because the two of them already have a child. A beautiful little boy who's also my godchild. Whatever! He's crazy about her and he's not wrong. She's one of a kind and my friend is very lucky that he was able to gain her love. I wish him a long, fabulous life with all my heart and I want to tell him, even if he already knows, that I love him very much and would even give my life for him if he asked me to. I love you, brother.
The crowd starts clapping and Sebastian throws Jared a kiss.
Jared: Thank y'all for listening, and because I'm not ungrateful, I'll return the favour. How am I going to do that? I'm going to ask the groom to come over here, get the microphone, and sing for us. Don't worry about it. You won't regret it. His voice comes straight from heaven. Come on, Sebby, give us this gift.
The crowd continues to applaud and begins to chant Sebastian's name. He stumbles onto the dance floor as well and after hugging Jared, he gets the mic.
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