Fili and Lullaby stood at the bottom of an overgrown birch.
"Kili, you daft dwarf, get down!" Fili yelled from the ground. "You'll attract Orcs!"
"Let them come!" Kili screamed from the tree. "I will be ready! Elves are swift and graceful!"
"You're not an elf maiden, Kili!" Fili yelled back, annoyed at his drunk brother.
"Yes, I am!"
Lullaby smiled. "If you don't come down, I get your ale!"
Kili climbed down the tree.

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Non-FictionI had this idea last night after a few drinks, a pounding headache, and an excessive amount of throat lozenges. In order to inspire me to write more often than I currently do, I am planning to write a new post every day and publish it, allowing me t...