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Eren Jaeger is ugly

Zeke > Eren

Floch is hot

EreMika < JeanMika

People who ship Sasha and Connie are weird

Ereri💀

People who ship erehisu are weird

Fuck Bertholdt and Armin

Reiner doesn't have the biggest anime tiddies

Levi would not be a sex god

Levi wouldn't even look at you horny 14 years olds

If you were in AOT, you'd probably be the equivalent to Floch's mindset

Yelena took Armin's haircut

Everyone says they hate Jaegerists but will be in love with Hitch
(This is me hating jaegerists but being in love with Floch)

Erwin would be a terrible husband

Erwin would probably sacrifice your ass and you'd be okay with it

Hange smells like shit

All the characters smell like shit

If the characters were real, they wouldn't pick you
















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