Ash, Serena, and Lillie are back at the NightClub, and they find that Marcello is there and he doesn't seem to be happy.
Marcello: The rainbow menace went to the desert! This happened because you didn't fix it! There was a thing in the desert and I asked you to fix it and you didn't fix it. Go fix it and also fix the rainbow menace!
Ash: Rainbow menace? Is he mean Terra?
Serena: Wait, Terra is a Ground Type Leader, right? And Zygarde is also Ground Type. Maybe she can help us with the Zygarde!
Lillie: But can we trust her?
Ash: We have to, all for Noel.
They head back to Twilight Factory and find Terra there, who is greeting them.
Terra: Ah yes, an Ash. For us to meet here in this far-off deserted location... It can only mean one (1) thing... Is it destiny...or is it a drug deal.
Ash: What do you mean by that?
Terra: So that was 2 (two) things actually, counting hard, but u know what's ez? Ur mom lol BUT ALSO SHOWING UP FL0BOT. She came here before and was like -beep boop boop beep- " S" "I MEAN SHIT I FORGOT THE WORD FOR HELL0 BECAUSE IM STILL A FUCKING ROBLOX" ...-beep- ANyw4Y she trieD TO HACK THIS PLACe AND T0TALLY BOMBED IT, like failed, not like self-destruct, that's why it's still intact, see, not that I know about "tact". so I figured I'd come here and RAWWWWWWRRRRR on her stYYYle for Re:Venge. For That Time I Got Re1ncarnated As a D1g1tal G1rl.
Ash: Seriously?
Terra: 1n a D1g1tal World. L1fe 1n Plast1c, 1t's Fantasti1c. Wait no. Anyway she got me then right but now if I get this right then I got her, you get me? SO 1337 HAXORUS IN PROGRESS DO YOU WANNA HELP, OR DO YOU WANNA HELP?
Lillie: Aren't they the same?
Terra: Gr88888888, then les' git down to the dirty biz. C, the reason L1ttle M1ss R0bl0x couldn't hakk it, izzat alladis? It only Looks like Mach1ne, but akshually is Not Mach1ne! New World is not smart enough 4 Real Mach1ne! Only smart enough 4 L00k Like Real Mach1ne. But not Real Mach1ne! Robl0x used Conventional Hacking Methods! It's not very effective... But T3RR4WR- (Takes out the giant mallet) T3RR4WR used MALLET. It's super effective! C, these doors will just, like, open if you have enough Z-cred. That's Zed-cred if you're a peon, but then it sounds cooler, so like, better be bein' a peon imo tbh js roflcopter. ANYWEIGH you need like, 100 billion Z-creds just to gasl1ght these g4tekeeping g1rlb0sses. Ain' nobody got time for that. But is ok. Bcuz I? Have PLAN. All u gotta do is show me a 50% zygarde and imma take it from there. Trust.
Ash is confused, but he manages to take out the Zygarde.
Terra: Nice. F1ne, we'll raise ur ZYD0NGER for a while. Come back for it later, kk bb?
Just then, they bring the Zygarde in front of the gate, and Terra takes out a Pokeball.
Terra: AND NOW FOR MY ULTIMATE ATTACK! Do u want 2 raise a second D0NGER?! YES YES Like all g00d daycares, all we needs is 1 (1ne) sw33t, sw33t D1tt0 for that gucci lovin' D1tto, I chews you! (Sends out Ditto)
Lillie: A Ditto?
Terra: "But queen! O my queen of b00ty," the people call, eyes sparkled over with equal parts adoration and and deeto dust, "Where did you get a Ditto?!" OBVIOUSLY I stole it from El1as. Duh.
Ash: Wait, you stole it from Elias?
Terra: DITTO, BEGIN MAHOU SHOUJO TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE! HOP, STEP, JUMP! FOR THE HONOR OF MOON CRYSTAL DUAL SPIRITUAL RAISING HEART HONEY FLASH METAMORPHOSE RELEASE~!
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32. Ash's Reborn Story
FanfictionJoin Ash on his journey around the famous Reborn Region, stopping Team Meteor and fulfilling Arceus' request of finding his offspring. AshxHarem, rated M for dark themes or violence.
