Modern Monsters

Vampire Clinic: Elvera & Behr

Female Reader x Male Monster x Female Monster

Your friend Tara had directed you to the clinic, she had even made an appointment for you and everything. She only spoke highly of the place, telling you that her periods were unbearable before we started visiting Dr. Leeche's Menstrual Clinic.

"I'm telling you, you're going to love it!" Tara told you the day before, right as your cramps were at their peak. "Everyone there is really nice and accommodating. If you aren't comfortable they work with you until you are. This consultation will match you with the right specialist and once your flow starts they get you in the door as soon as they can."

You huff and snuggle with the hot water bottle. "Sounds too good to be true. Like some sort of late night infomercial."

Tara frowns at you. "Look, I'm telling you from experience it is not that!" She pops your arm. "The whole thing was so luxurious, like some sort of spa visit."

"Yeah but-" you start unsurely. "It's like...vampires and stuff...down there." Your eyes flicker to your thighs then back up to Tara's face.

"It's amazing," Tara urges. "Trust me, once you have your consultation tomorrow and get to meet with your specialist you'll be fine."

You're not to sure, but you're far more curious than anything. The next day Tara takes you to Dr. Leeche's Menstrual Clinic. It looks like any other steril office building save for the fancy font by the door and the blacked out glass. As you walk up you notice a few women leaving the building, their faces flushed and a look of tranquility in their eyes.

"Go on," Tara urges me and we walk up the stairs.

Inside the waiting room is comfortable and pretty. The scent of lavender fills the air mingled with a hint of something sweet like vanilla or maraschino cherries. You go up to the front desk where there is a spectacularly good looking man. You feel anxious again, unnerved by how beautiful he is.

His long dark hair is slicked back and put into a bun. He's wearing glasses over his honey colored eyes and has a complexion as creamy as butter. He glances up at you and gives you a smile that could cause a heart attack.

"Can I help you?" He asks.

"Yes I uhm-" Your mouth flops open like a dying carp. "Well you see-" You clear your throat. "I have an appointment?"

"Consultation or session?" He asks.

You glance to Tara who gives you a thumbs up and you look back at the too beautiful man. "Consultation. I think uhm-" you search your bag for the business card. "I think it said it was with Dr. Behr?"

"Name?" He asks.

You give your name and he types it in. He smiles again then places a clipboard before you. "Sign these documents please. We'll call you when Dr. Behr is ready."

"Thank you." You take the clipboard and sit down on one of the many comfortable chairs. Tara helps you through the sluggish process of signing all the papers.

Your name is then called as you finish the last page. "Follow me," the too beautiful man says. "Dr. Behr is ready." He takes the clipboard as you walk back. You go through a narrow hallway before entering an examine room. You sit down on the paper covered table and wait a bit.

The door opens and a hulking figure comes in. The man is tall with dark gray hair and the most well kept beard you've ever seen. He has the same creamy complexion as the man out front as well as dark red eyes.

"Welcome," he grins at you. He reminds you of a lumberjack in doctor's clothes. He pulls up a stool that seems too small for him. "I'm Dr. Behr," he shakes your hand. "How is everything today?"