The Outsiders | Preferences

What You Do To Annoy Him

Johnny: Once in a while, you don't say "I love you" back. For example, he'll be leaving the house to meet up with the guys, and he'll say, "Bye, darling. I love youu." And you'll say, "Mhm!" And even if he's just about to walk out the door, he closes it, and says louder, "Um, I love you." "Yes, I know, baby. Bye!" you'll say. He'll glare at you and say, "I LOVE YOU. Why aren't you saying it back?" He'll pretend to pout before you can't take it anymore and throw yourself in his arms, saying, "I love you, I love you, I love you!" He'll roll his eyes and smile, saying, "You drive me crazy."

Dally: You clean up the entire house while he's at a party. When he comes home, he finds the house spotless, which he HATES. He bothers you for weeks, asking, "Where did you put this?" and "Do you know where my ____ went?"

Pony: You bother him while he's trying to do homework. You'll give him kisses on his neck and throat, and whisper dirty things into his ear, and put on tight clothing. He gets so annoyed and says, "Y/N, I would literally love to do this, but not right now. I have to finish this." You say, "Ok," and then proceed to climb under his table and pop your head right between his legs. He blushes and says, "Nah, f*ck the homework."😏

Soda: You pretend you're pregnant. You put on this HUGE show. You get on top of his lap and hug him for a while and don't say anything. He starts to suspect something's up, so he says, "Uhh, Y/N, is something up?" And you'll say, "Soda, I have something really important to tell you. I- can't believe I get to tell you this." He'll say, "What?? What happened?!" And then you'll say in your most serious voice, "Sodapop Patrick Curtis, you're- you're gonna be a dad!" with fake tears in your eyes. He jumps up with his mouth wide open and immediately pulls you into his arms. "ARE YOU SERIOUS, Y/N????? OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!" And then you'll say, "Haha, I'm just kidding."

Darry: When he's giving a speech to Pony and Soda about something or other, and you'll mock him from behind. You'll stand behind him, and give him bunny ears, make faces, stick out your tongue, etc. Pony and Soda will be trying so hard to stifle their laughter while Darry looks at them, confused. He'll say, "This ain't funny, you two. I'm tryna teach you somethin'." You'll quickly turn your back when Darry figures out you're behind him.

Steve: He interrupts you. When you're having a heated conversation with him and trying to prove a point, he'll interrupt you and say some dumb sh*t. This makes you instantly forget all of the important words that were gathering inside your head. It completely loses your train of thought, and you get so annoyed at Steve. Example: You say, "This is why the Socs are taking advantage of us because-" and he'll say, "Oh, by the way, Y/N, you have two different colored socks." You say, "and all the Socs want is- what? What do you mean?" You look down at your socks, and glare up at him. "Steve, I literally have two gray socks. Anyway, the Socs- they- OMG, I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. Ughhhhh." 

Two-Bit: You take ALL of his clothing, especially his Mickey Mouse shirts. He's always wondering where his clothes ran off, but then again, he knows it's you. Sometimes, you'll randomly hear him yelling, "I have nothing to wear," and you giggle in his black hoodie.