The song is "Everything Sucks" by vaultboy :)
Y/N: babyyyyy i gotta tell you something
Two-Bit: well i'm all ears :)))
Y/N: everything sucks
Two-Bit: lol why
Y/N: just kidding :p
Two-Bit: ok good
Y/N: everything is great!
Two-Bit: glad to hear it
Y/N: no, really
Two-Bit: lmaoo i believe you
Y/N: i haven't thought about my ex today
Two-Bit: ummm i hope you haven't
Y/N: oh, wait
Y/N: f*ck, i just did
Two-Bit: what, are you joking?
Y/N: i went outside for the first time in a few days and it felt nice
Two-Bit: well, that's good, but can we go back to the "you thinking about your ex" thing
Y/N: i might try doing exercise
Two-Bit: baby you don't need exercise, your body is perfect, but if it makes you happy, then definitely do it
Y/N: haha, not really
Two-Bit: lmao i didn't think so
Y/N: i want to forget all my bad days and be ok
Two-Bit: you have bad days? When? why didn't you tell me about this, minnie?
Y/N: spend my spare change down at the arcade
Two-Bit: ummmm what
Y/N: and then i'll say everything sucks
Two-Bit: why does it suck? talk to me
Y/N: just kidding
Two-Bit: here we go with this again
Y/N: everything is better than it used to be
Two-Bit: ok, you know, i'm glad to hear it
Two-Bit: i'm so sorry, baby, the gang wants to hang out. can we talk about this a bit later?
Author's Note: so, the next lyric is "I didn't write a song about my ex today" but obviously, we can't mention the actual song so I'm just gonna say, "I didn't think about my ex today" lol
Y/N: i didn't think about my ex today
Two-Bit: ummm i would hope so?
Y/N: oh wait... umm
Two-Bit: baby, seriously, why are you thinking about your ex?
Y/N: but i called my friends and i told them we should hang out if it makes sense
Two-Bit: ok so when are you hanging out with them? and is one of your "friends" your ex?
Y/N: i miss them and i hate being alone
Two-Bit: are you actually serious? do you really feel alone? i'm with you, like, all of the time.
Two-Bit: you know, i can come home right now if you want to hang out. i can just tell the boys we can hang out another time, ok, love?
Author's Note: the song just repeats now, so i'm gonna skip to the end
Y/N: ugh everything sucks
Two-Bit: whyyy? you won't even tell me
Y/N: just kidding :p
Two-Bit: omg
Y/N: baby
Two-Bit: yes🙄
Y/N: this was all a joke, i was pranking you with a song :)
Two-Bit: seriously?
Y/N: yep
Two-Bit: so you're not thinking about your ex?
Y/N: of course not, i love you
Two-Bit: well, i guess that means... PRANK WARS IS ON!
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The Outsiders | Preferences
De Todothis is basically the preferences of everyone in the gang :) ugh i love them sooo much taking requests! ~stay gold~ p.s. there are some parts in here that are Mature, but i have clearly labeled which are Clean and which are Dirty!
