The Gang's Texts 3

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igetallthegirls: ok guys, i need your vote. should we put "rest in peace" or "you will be missed" on patrick swayze's grave?

staygoldhorseboy: definitely rest in peace

mickeymouselover: you will be missed

canyouhandletherandle: you will be missed

newyorkcitykid: rip

igetallthegirls: ok umm johnny, you're the deciding vote

burningchurchjohnny: i- i can't decide 🥺

themomfriend: Wait. I died?

newyorkcitykid: no one told you?

igetallthegirls: yikes...

themomfriend: What- How did I die?

staygoldhorseboy: cancer :(

themomfriend: How do you guys even know this?

igetallthegirls: we all got our fates from some random person we saw on the street 😀

themomfriend: Ok, well, what's everyone's fates?

canyouhandletherandle: i'm like one of the world's most famous actors

canyouhandletherandle: oh yeah, and i aged like FINE WINE 🍇

igetallthegirls: i became one of the hottest heartthrobs (obviously) 😉 and then i went on to make my own podcast

newyorkcitykid: i became an amazing actor and the baddest boy 😏 of course, all the women loved me

burningchurchjohnny: i starred in so many karate films and various movies

burningchurchjohnny: literally no one thinks i'm hot now, but apparently, when i'm 60, everyone will simp for my 20-30 year old self 🤷‍♂️

staygoldhorseboy: i didn't become too too famous, but i'm still a pretty well-known actor

mickeymouselover: aaaand i went on to play in a bunch of movies, but later on, i shyed away from the media and stuff

themomfriend: And I just... died?

igetallthegirls: well no

newyorkcitykid: you became pretty famous actually, you were in some movies and you married a really pretty girl 

igetallthegirls: yeahhh you guys were so in love

themomfriend: What happened?

staygoldhorseboy: you died. she remarried after a long time. 

themomfriend: Oh.

newyorkcitykid: she still loves you. she always will. she posts about you all the time.

themomfriend: Awww.


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