Uh, hello? Sorry, I never write in journals. I think they're a bunch of shit. But I feel like I need to capture this moment. Who the fuck knows? I might forget it. So I have to write it down.
Sooo, I was at Buck's place and I saw a gorgeous girl. She was hella fine, and had an amazing a$$. She was dancing on the dance floor with her friends with a beer in her hand, and she just looked so perfect. Like she belonged there.
I went over there and smiled the smile that every single girl dies for (I know I'm hot). And she resisted my charm at first, but eventually, she started talking to me. Turns out we had a lot in common. And... I'm not simping or anything, but I feel like she got me, you know? We just had this mutual, unspoken understanding between each other. It was great, man.
I really hope I can look back on this letter or page or whatever the hell this is, and show my kids this, and say, "This is how I met your mother." GENIUS. I'm smart and hot. Literally, what more could you ladies want?
Anyway, bye.
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The Outsiders | Preferences
Altelethis is basically the preferences of everyone in the gang :) ugh i love them sooo much taking requests! ~stay gold~ p.s. there are some parts in here that are Mature, but i have clearly labeled which are Clean and which are Dirty!
