Kandii sat on the Italian leather sofa.
Watching re runs of Desperate Housewives.
“Those bitches stay in some shit!” She giggled.
She popped the last piece of chocolate in her mouth savoring the taste.
Looking at the empty box of Hershey pot of gold, she felt guilty.
Her cell rang and she eagerly reached for the slim pink phone.
Her best friend Nita greeted her with a dry hey. Kandii in turn said a dry hi.
This was their routine.
"What you doing bitch?" Kandii playfully asked.
"Girl... I ain't doing shit."
“All I know is I'm sick to death of these kids. Matter of fact hold on.”
Kandii pulled the phone away from her ear. She already knew that Nita was gonna start hollering at her kids.
"What the fuck did I tell y'all?"
DO NOT DRINK UP ALL THE JUICE!
Go to y'all rooms.” She screamed.
Kandii just laughed.
This was part of their routine also.
"Girl... what did them kids do now huh?"
Nita grunted. Those bastards drank up all the juice and all the soda.
Curious, Kandii asked how much.
"Bitch OK....
Nita paused and lit a Newport.
Exhaling before she spoke.
Like a whole 2liter of Pepsi and a gallon of Lipton's iced tea."
“No way.” Kandii giggled
"Well... When did they do this?"
Nita exhaled again.
“Shit bitch I just bought that shit last night.”
In awe, all Kandii said was damn.
“Anyway, what are you getting into today?” She asked Nita.
“Girl nothing.
I don’t want to drag these kids anywhere OK?"
"Okay... well where is they daddy?" She asked.
“Pffft, that nigga went to play some ball.”
"Well Damn.” Kandii said.
“OK! Shit.” Nita sucked her teeth.
“Take them to they grannys house.” Kandii offered.
Nita got quiet. “You know what.. I sho will.
Let me call her old ass.
Hold on right quick.”
Kandii waited eagerly. Knowing what going to happen next.
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Running Her Mouth
General FictionMeet Kandii and her Husband Devin. They are one of the most dysfunctional couples you will ever meet. Kandii has more then a few insecurities and her Husband doesn't seem to notice or care. Will she shed her extra pounds and be the woman she wants t...
