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Will you be my Valentine's?

                                                                      
                        CHRIS

Whatever😠

                                        - C'mon, Chris, let it go!

What am I? Elsa from Frozen

                                        - I'm sorry, ok? How many times do I have to say it?

U stood me up for Valentine's lunch, Street! 😠

                                       - I know and I'm sorry

Fine

                                      -I'm sorry ok? We got caught up in case here. I couldn't call u

U could've texted. I waited for over an hour, Long Beach!

                                   - Yeah, well, I took one to the chest. Ok?🥺

Boo who! I've gotten shot and still finished the op

                                 -oh, wow! Really? Excuse me, I wasn't aware I was dating She Hulk 🙄

Don't be a jerk!

                                 -Look, it's Valentine's. Could we not argue?

Fine

                                 -Great. Are we cool now?

Nope! 🤬

                                -🤦‍♂️

(two hours later)

                       - So, are we doing something tonight or not?

Whatever🤷‍♀️

                      - Again with whatever? U serious?🤦‍♂️

What do u want me to say?

                     -Look, I'm sorry I didn't make it to lunch, but can we please just have a normal date night tonight?

What about last night? U made a scene
      
                  - I was tired, I was grumpy. Suspect got in my face! I told u

Not my fault
  
               - U're right. I'm sorry

I was gonna try to make u feel better over lunch. U have any idea how much I went outta my way to get us a table?
For u to blow me off like that?!?🤬

               -I didn't. I'm sorry😞
              
              - Let me make it up to u. Let's do something tonight, k?

No

                 - No? What do you mean no?😟

                 - It's our first Valentine's, Chris. C'mon!

No

                 - Are you still mad at me?

No. I'm sick. I think I got the flu.🤮

                - So? I've had worse! C'mon. I'll get you some soup

I'm sneezing all over the place, plus I look dead 🤧

                 - I'm sure u look fine. I'll pick some stuff up from the pharmacy.

                - Anything specific u need?

Big order of Chinese...with dumplings.

And wonton soup

                - Sounds like an awesome night!

And the usual flu stuff

               - Got it!

(almost end of shift)

                            - Hey! How are you feeling?

Fine. I was lying.

                           - Are u serious? 😳

                          - Stop crying wolf. Next time I wont help u!🙄

U will!

                          - True. 😘
            
                          - Hey, how about I throw in a horror movie marathon and ice cream? Will that do?

Maybe

                         - U know u can't resist 😘

Fine.
                          -So...not mad anymore?😊

Was

                          - Was, huh?😁

Yeah

U're lucky u're cute🙄

                     - Yes and yes. I am! 😬

Are we still having Chinese?

                     - Sure! I'm wrapping it up here. Be there soon!

Don't forget the cuffs!😇
Because...it's Valentine's!

                     -  Of course!