Unspeakable

Chapter 10: Planning Ahead

Sebastian had made a special trip to J Pippins, because now that he had his new 'job', and he knew very well that Ominis and Diane had been doing the dirty for some time now, it was time to take precautions. Because like hell if he was going to fuck up their 7th year.

"There we go." Sebastisn set the bag down triumphantly on the counter, a jingle of many vials heard from inside.

"What is it?" Diane asked curiously, taking one of the vials out and looking at it curiously. It was a single dose of a purple potion.

"What..." Sebastian paused, looking up to them as Ominis came over to inspect them as well. "What do you mean what is it? I know you two have done the horizontal tango at least twice now, and these will prevent... surprises."

Diane let out a small squeak of surprise, her face turning bright red. Ominis did similar, his pale skin looking more like a cherry.

"You guys!" Sebastian moaned in agony. "You haven't been using these?!"

"I never had this sort of talk with my family!" Ominis yelled defensively. "Usually if there's any sort of pregnancy it's a rarity! They don't try to prevent it!"

Diane covered her face with a moan of embarrassment at the mention of pregnancy. How was she going to tell Sebastian that it had been way more than two times, and not always horizontal.

Sebastian groaned in dismay. "You mean to tell me you haven't been using anything at all? I'm surprised we haven't had any issues already!"

Diane made a sound of realization and popped one of the corks and downed a potion right then and there.

"Ominis!" Sebastian shouted in frustration when he knew what that meant.

Ominis looked away in embarrassment, his cheeks still pink.

"Mary taught me when the best times to not have sex were!" Diane said with a bright flush after she had finished the potion. "It's the only thing muggles really have other than, you know, expensive skins or not cumming inside or-" she flushed again and covered her face again.

"You two are ridiculous." Sebastian rolled his eyes. "You were screaming your heads off the night we had the amortentia, yet here you are blushing like little schoolgirls."

Though that did bring up an interesting point. Why had she not gotten pregnant yet if they hadn't been using anything? Hmm. And pregnancy was a rarity...

"Well, we have them now." Sebastian said firmly. "I'm shocked you two didn't know about these. I swear they were probably invented by a Weasley." He snickered softly.

"So I just... take it after then?" Diane said, still thoroughly embarrassed.

"Around a day afterwards." He shrugged.

"I suppose considering your proximity to amortentia it's probably wise to have these." Ominis muttered softly.

"Amortentia or not, I know you two have been going at it. So now we can make sure our 7th year goes off without a hitch." He said, suddenly very glad he'd thought to get these. Though he'd thought they had already been using them...

Diane looked inside the bag and grew flustered again when she saw how many there were. "How many times do you think I'm going to be fucked?!" She she gasped, then turned flustered at her own words.

"I don't know, I figure too many is better than too few in this case." Sebastian shrugged again.

Ominis reached inside the bag and turned red again at the feel of dozens of the vials. "Sebastian!" He said in embarrassment.