Like it or not... We're family | [a history of DSMP]

~ Roses are red, violets are blue, I dgaf who you are, I'm still killing you ~

Tommy: why did you want me here?

Tubbo: oh... It's just to chat, you know, The Egg and stuff... I had no idea you were going to-

Tommy: Yeah, yeah, that... I'm already trying to investigate about it

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Technoblade: ready?

Puffy: More than ever

Ranboo: This- this is not going to fail, is it?

Technoblade: Don't worry, eight out of ten people who sneak into the Eggpire are killed... And there are three of us

Ranboo: Sure... Wait what?

Puffy: relax Boo, everything will be fine

Ranboo: I hope so...

Technoblade: Phil told me that there is someone important waiting for you at home, considering how he told me I guess it is something that only he would understand, I'll make sure you get out of here alive

Puffy: Oh but remember that there are hundreds of controlled people who see and hear the same as that omelette as soon as we enter, without pressure, it's just to remind you

Technoblade: How much time do you have left to go to the banquet?

Puffy: Three months...

Technoblade: ouch

Puffy: Yes... Let's just hope this doesn't mean my disinvitation from Red Banquet

Ranboo: The guards are gone, it's now or never

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Tubbo: Tommy, remind me how long it's been since Doomsday...

Tommy: Five months... why do you ask?

Tubbo: .... Michael, Ranboo and I finally look like a family, you must understand that my people and they mean a lot to me now. Even though it's only been three months since we adopted Michael

Tommy: I've seen it, to be unwelcome here you certainly let me come a lot

Tubbo: haha... Come with me

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Punz: I have no fucking idea how that happened! Purpled just told me that he left for a moment and that's it!

Philza: Well, that "moment" became three months. Who could have convinced Puffy to do that?

Purpled: there's really nothing that could convince her... Nothing fits

Philza: ... We can't go with the people from Kinoko.... And no one has a good realtionship with Dream

Punz: I wouldn't say that, Eret has not get into any discusion with Dream so far. The only disagreement they have is about Doomsday

Purpled: Well... We could also go with Tommy, I haven't seen them argue in a while

Punz: that's because you didn't see him with Dream after the failed execution

Philza: How bad was it?

Punz: I don't know, I heard him complain a lot but at least he didn't draw his sword or something

Philza: well, about that-

Punz: yeah, I know, I know, that time when he arrived with your son's dead body doesn't really put him in a good situation. You don't have to remind me

Philza: ... Puffy should be with them in Eggpire, none of you got an invitation?

Punz: no, and even if I had, I wouldn't go back there