S1 • Ep13

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To: Duncan

(i) Never give out your password or credit card information in an instant message conversation.

Courtney says: Why do you keep picking on Harold?

Duncan says: Well hello to you too princess

Courtney says: It's very immature of you, you know?

Duncan says: I didn't think you cared about what I do?

Courtney says: I don't.

Courtney says: I just think it's low. Even for you.

Duncan says: What's lower than low? I'm the lowest there is baby doll

Courtney says: This isn't you... baby doll.

Duncan says: Oh really? Who says?

Courtney says: I know you.

Courtney says: I know you aren't mean Duncan.

Duncan says: I think I know what I am princess, I don't need anyone else telling me otherwise

Courtney says: I know that you're sweet.

Duncan says: Again with the sweet... :/

Duncan says: How many times do I have to tell you? I am not sweet.

Courtney says: Or that's what you want everyone to believe.

Duncan says: Why do you care?

Courtney say: Because.

Courtney say: You might want to come across mean, and a jerk.

Courtney say: But I personally believe that deep down inside you're a good guy. And imo it's a shame to let that go to waste.

Duncan says: I think you just believe in what you want to believe in sweetheart

Courtney say: You're in denial.

Duncan says: Pft me? You can't even admit to being a little uptight

Courtney say: I am not uptight!

Duncan says: Please, you always have to be right

Courtney says: I do not!

Duncan says: I rest my case.

Courtney says: Ugh.

Duncan says: You can also lay off of the punctuation a little now and then too y'know?

Courtney says: What? This is how people normally text.

Duncan says: Nah that's how people text when they have a pole stuck up their ass

Courtney says: How dare you.

Duncan says: You're not in an interview right now you can loosen up a bit

Courtney says: Oh you would like that, wouldn't you?

Duncan says: ...

Courtney says: ...

Duncan says: 😏

Courtney says: Don't even go there.

Duncan says: Like I said...

Duncan says: You're too uptight

Courtney says: Ok fine, even if I am. What would you suggest for me to do about it huh?

Duncan says: I mean, you could always give me that kiss

Courtney says: I'm being serious, Duncan.

Duncan says: I am too.

Courtney says: :/

Duncan says: Ok fine

Duncan says: Have you even done tequila shots before?

Courtney says: Oh no, no no no. I am not doing those.

Duncan says: See that's your problem!

Duncan says: You're too busy worrying about the consequences that you're letting your whole life pass you by without even enjoying yourself

Courtney says: ...

Courtney says: Ok... I'm listening...

Duncan says: Alright

Duncan says: So have you ever done body shots?

Courtney says: ...

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