Total Drama 🫧Resort Messages🐠🫧

S1 • Ep60

To: Heather

(i) Never give out your password or credit card information in an instant message conversation.

Alejandro says: Buenos dias mi amour

Heather says: Buenos dias estupido

Alejandro says: ?

Heather says: Can you read?

Alejandro says: Yes but I have to say, I don't believe I deserve such cruel name calling?

Heather says: Oh but that's where you're wrong because you do.

Alejandro says: Have I done anything to upset you?

Heather says: It's what you didn't do.

Alejandro says: I don't understand

Heather says: Of course you don't

Alejandro says: Please Heather, tell me mi amour what have I done wrong? Or are you playing some sick game on me?

Heather says: Me? Play a game on you? As if! I have no such time for games. If you want to play them go ahead. But I'm done

Alejandro says: We shared a kiss last night. Is that it? Is that what you're talking about?

Heather says: Oh and here I was thinking that you forgot all about it, how silly of me!

Alejandro says: What do you mean? I haven't said or done anything about it yet

Heather says: EXACTLY

Heather says: YOU HAVEN'T DONE OR SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT YET AT ALL

Heather says: AND FOR YOU TO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BLANK ME DURING BREAKFAST... UGH WHO EVEN DOES THAT

Alejandro says: I was blanking you? My love I was not blanking you I was hungover

Heather says: Oh

Heather says: Well I'm glad you had a good time with the guys🙄

Alejandro says: I hate the guys. Guys night is a bunch of nonsensical traditions and just some boys having a stupid dick swinging contest

Heather says: Well... whatever you probably enjoyed your 5 seconds of fame, talking about how you stuck your tongue down my throat

Alejandro says: Is that what you think of me my love? That I would talk about you like that?

Heather says: Well you played Leshawna and Bridgette like that. So, yeah. I'm not dumb

Alejandro says: I think of you more than those flirtatious talks Heather

Alejandro says: I mean, have you seen me post about them on my Instagram account?

Heather says: ... Whatever you keep a low profile. I already see through you

Alejandro says: And that's why I like you

Heather says: ... You.. you're such...

Heather says: Whatever

Alejandro says: May I take you on a date tonight?

Alejandro says: To make up for this mornings mishap?🌹

Heather says: Whatever fine.

Alejandro says: I will be looking forward to it then mi amour🌹

Heather says: BUT

Alejandro says: But?

Heather says: I'm bringing another couple with us

Alejandro says: ... Why? Are you afraid of being alone with me? Avoiding any... temptations?

Heather says: NO! AS IF!

Alejandro says: ... ;)

Heather says: I just think it'll be more fun. Double dating that's all. Besides the only temptations that need to be held back are the ones you have for me

Alejandro says: ...

Alejandro says: Very well

Alejandro says: So who are joining us in this so called "double date" that you speak of?

Heather says: ...