"If I had known this was what you meant when you invited me for a corporate retreat I might have packed differently" Jack said.
"And I wouldn't have come when Chuck called asking for some family bonding" Mia said.
"You owe me I did not need to go to that place I'm getting married to your best friend remember" Mia said. "I'll make it up to you" Chuck said. "You better" Mia said.
"You didn't need clothes for mistress Katya's blindfolded trust exercise, but I would wear something more suitable when I thank you officially for saving my life" Chuck told Jack.
"What from that arsonist Russell Thorpe that was a year ago took you long enough" Jack said and sat down.
"No, no I'm referring to the car accident your blood donation after my body rejected the first transfusion to, needed a family member" Chuck said. "Oh that" Jack said.
"Obviously I would have so we wouldn't have to call you but I'm not blood related so" Mia said.
"Well, I wouldn't be here without you I'm eternally grateful" Chuck said. "We both are so thanks for saving my brother's life" Mia said.
"Yeah, well I considered letting you die and taking your billions" Jack told Chuck. "And back to classic Jack" Mia said.
"That's probably why you let me have all the hot one's last night" Jack said.
"My first gift my second is a bit larger I've endowed a new wing at the hospital where I was treated it's going to be the Jack Bass pavilion tonight is the ribbon cutting ceremony for the renovation" Chuck said.
"Seriously you're not just trying to get me to the hospital to put me in rehab" Jack asked.
"No but that said you might wanna get rid of some of the evidence of last night's exploit" Chuck said. "Preferably before we go" Mia said.
"I'll sleep it off" Jack said. "With you and you" Jack said pointing to the girls. "Come on" Jack said leaving with them.
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"Hey if I have to be sober enough shouldn't you and your sister" Jack asked walking in the room.
"If I'm going somewhere with you, it's definitely not gonna be sober" Mia said. "You were sober last night" Jack said.
"Yeah, well I'm engaged don't want to send the guys the wrong message I'm a bass remember regardless, if I'm adopted, I still got the genes" Mia said.
"I just had an interesting conversation with Nate" Chuck said. "It's about time he confessed his true feelings for you" Jack said.
"That's not funny" Mia told Jack. "The Spectator is doing a story on the hospital dedication tonight and his reporter did some research on you" Chuck said.
"Well if she's having a coronary reading about my history then I can help her in about to have my own hospital wing" Jack said.
"Incredibly it wasn't your fondness of the beer bath at Chodovar or your restraining order that caught her eye" Chuck said. "Just one of your other charming abilities" Mia said sarcastically.
"It was your time at Eton" Chuck said. "It's an English boarding school everyone tries it" Jack said.
"Schoolboy exploits aside spending more than three months in the UK from 1980 to 1996 prohibits you from donating blood in this country" Chuck said.
"Didn't they ask about you out" Mia asked Jack. "Yeah, they also asked me if I ever used drugs or slept with prostitutes, I told them what they wanted to hear so I could save your life" Jack said.