They say the road of life is long and winding so it's important to mark the milestones along your way from picking your bridesmaids to Christening your fiancée in the shower landing on your first best seller list to finally asking for help but keep your eyes on the road upper east siders or you could get lost along the way" Gossip Girl's post said as Mia got out of the shower.
"You are officially late for work" Mia said. "It was so worth it" Nate said putting his clothes on.
"Well, you should go before you're more, late" Mia said. "You're probably right" Nate said kissed Mia's cheek and left.
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"How did I get roped into helping you with this" Mia asked and sighed.
"As faithful minions through the years you've each earned a chance to be immortalized as a bridesmaid in my Royal wedding but legally, I must warn you not everyone will survive the tryouts, so I've drafted a waiver for you to sign in the event of a catastrophe" Blair said as Dorota handed them out.
"Kati, Penelope nice to see Constance so ably represented" Blair told them. "Jessica Columbia's finest" Blair told her.
"Blair it's always been my dream to be your bridesmaid" Jessica said. "And a kiss up perfect" Mia said. "Do yourself a favor and stop talking now" Blair told Jessica.
"Even Pippa knew when to pipe down" Blair said. "Where's Nelly Yuki" Blair asked.
"Yale where she got in and you didn't plus, she hates you remember" Penelope said. "Like how I suffer seeing you" Mia told Penelope.
"Well, an odd number just won't do we need another contestant" Blair said when suddenly they heard bags drop.
Blair and Mia turned around to see Charlie. "Oh, it's just you" Mia said. "Charlie" Blair said seeing her. "You're the maid of honor' s cousin" Blair said motioning to Mia.
"Well, both of them" Mia said remembering how Blair also asked Serena to be the 2nd maid of honor" Mia said.
"You should be in the mix too" Blair said. "She should" Mia asked.
"What are you doing right now" Blair asked Charlie. "Nothing" Charlie said. "Then get in line if you dare" Blair said and Charlie did.
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"A royal wedding is more than just the most glamorous event on the social calendar it is also the most dangerous people will try to kidnap you and break you for the details paparazzi will tap your phones I need to know who of you is going to crack under the pressure the contest today will simulate how you'd perform your bridesmaid duties under extreme dudress" Blair said.
"Now fall in line" Blair yelled at them. "Well, this is going to be a disaster" Mia said as she followed Blair and the minions.
"Dressing me for my wedding day means attending to my every need no matter how big or small" Blair said.
"Adjust for reception cinch that train" Blair told them before moving to the next minions.
"I'm glad I never cared to have minions" Mia said. "Penelope" Blair said. "She has to pee" Blair yelled. "Where's secret wedding location" Blair asked acting like paparazzi.
"We don't know" Penelope said. "Who designed Miss Blair's" Dorota started to ask when Jessica interrupted. "We can't tell you that" Jessica said.
"Good one Jessica now block that baby bump" Blair said. "Blocking" Jessica said. "Huh this actually might be fun" Mia said and they moved on to the next test.
"Let's go girls faster who wants it you know the rules you trip you're out" Blair said. "You spill you're out" Mia said annoyed.
"Why did you want me here again I mean it's starting to get fun but still" Mia asked Blair. "I just wanted my best friend with me" Blair said.
